Jesper Fahey (
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To: All Summoned
This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.
Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?
I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.
Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?
I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.
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I'm sorry but did you say someone with FOUR ARMS couldn't be attractive? FOUR ARMS, Julie.
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Thank you for complimenting my prison of flesh.
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Happy to, Emperor Reeks. I'm just speaking the truth.
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action;
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When are you coming to train?
[ignores the whole point of this post]
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Are you still at the barracks?
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wow i'm sorry for turning this into an action thread like 3 tags in
Action from here!
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This, however, seems like something well worth discussing. Thancred will not argue he isn't pretty, and Jesper (yes, the one from the baths, this all checks out) makes a point. ]
You make a compelling argument. I worked with a rather attractive group of people back home as well, so I will admit that it didn't stand out to me until you brought it up.
I suppose if you're going to go to the effort of summoning a group of people from across the universe, they may as well be easy on the eyes.
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You know how old, lonely men can be.
[No, it is not relevant that Jaskier is also in his 40's.]
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Marlo is the one who greeted us in Free Cities though, and she's very attractive, in my opinion. I don't think she's creeping.
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[ Having scales is definitely preferable to NOT having scales. ]
вυт үσυ'яε яιgнт, ησω тнαт ι тнιηк αвσυт ιт. sтяαηgεя тнιηgs нαvε вεεη α ρяεяερυιsιтε.
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After all, we have to account for a variety of tastes. They can't all be good.
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𝐼 𝒾𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒽𝓎𝓈𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒- 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓊𝓃𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓂𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇.
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You do have a point, I can't say I've noticed anyone particularly ugly. It's not like I've met everyone though. There's gotta be some unfortunate bastards among us, right??
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Apparently there is one dragon guy who is ugly but it seems to be more because of his personality.
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It's a very important theory! The people need to know!
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