To: All Summoned

[itookashot]

This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.

Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?

I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.

Comments

[princessvegas]

Sure did. I feel kinda bad for 'em, honestly. All the minds in the Horizon and they had to come out of that one.

[itookashot]

They probably don't have sentience.

Probably.

[princessvegas]

I sure do hope so, for their sakes.

[ When it comes down to it, she's not sure. Her Horizon people are more or less sentient, if not exactly self-determined. They definitely understand what's going on around them. But then again, she knows her ability to interact with the Horizon appears to be unique. It's just as likely that Goro's creature people are basically walking cardboard cutouts. ]

[itookashot]

Then again it is possible in his world he's considered a handsome prince.

[princessvegas]

You ain't seen him.

[itookashot]

I love how ruthless you are.

[princessvegas]

Oh dollface, you got no idea.

[fourarmedandangerous]

Hurling insults on paper is not ruthlessness, it is merely obnoxious. You are no warrior, and your tongue would not be so quick to flap in true kombat.

They are approximations of my ten real concubines. I admit, I was not aware of the limitations of Horizon constructs when I built them, but they are pleasing to look at nevertheless.

[princessvegas]

Promises, promises, Goro. No one likes a tease.

[itookashot]

You know, I think he has a crush on you.