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abraxasnet2022-03-14 01:24 pm
itookashot) wrote in abraxasnet2022-03-14 01:24 pm
To: All Summoned
This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.
Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?
I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.
Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?
I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.
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[ He's being a little shit. ]
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I'm not seventy! But I'm taking that as genuine, even though I'm quite aware you're being a sarcastic little shit, considering you're right. Extremely handsome, even.
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[But he's totally taking it in stride. Respect is rare, especially from whippersnappers.]
You're lucky you're also pretty. Presumably. If your hypothesis is correct.
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You'll find I'm as pretty as I am impetuous!
If it helps I have just enough parent issues that someone in their 40s will still do it for me.
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