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Jesper Fahey ([personal profile] itookashot) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2022-03-14 01:24 pm

To: All Summoned

This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.

Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?

I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.
endcaller: (I hate being cheered up. It's depressing)

anonymous; to: everyone

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-14 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[The overly flowery cursive of the anonymous story teller appears. At least this time it doesn't come in spaced out clumps of text.]

Thank you for complimenting my prison of flesh.
endcaller: (Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?)

anonymous; to: everyone

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-14 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately my beauty is fleeting, as is everyone's.

Eventually flesh will die.

....It reminds me of a story...
princessvegas: (062. oh i'm a bad kid)

[personal profile] princessvegas 2022-03-14 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
NO
endcaller: (The moon is always full)

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-14 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But my stories deserve to be heard by the masses.

They are good stories.
endcaller: (Continued use may result in limb loss.)

anonymous

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You have the attention of one of the world's greatest story tellers and you want to hear about my appearance?

A shame we cannot simply send images. Something worth figuring out, perhaps.

...I am told I am a very attractive man. Women have swooned. Men too, come to think of it.

Edited 2022-03-14 19:52 (UTC)
endcaller: (All you can eat discount tires)

anonymous

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-14 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
A visit, you say?

Easier said than done. I do not know where you are.
Edited 2022-03-14 22:03 (UTC)
endcaller: (Dancing is silent poetry)

action;

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-14 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fandaniel has heard of the place. It's become a safe haven for the Summoned.

He's never been inside but he knows where it is so it takes very little time for him to get there. When one can teleport it takes very little time to get anywhere.

He emerges from the shadows of a nearby alley and enters the building where he peers around for anyone matching the description he'd been given.

Once he sees Jesper his diamond-like features light up and he dances across the floor towards him, his deep purple cloak whirling with his movements.]


Are you the one who requested a story teller?
endcaller: (The enemy's gate is down.)

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Fandaniel seats himself at the bar and shifts to face Jesper. When the bartender glances his way he makes a vague gesture to show he isn't interested in a drink. With no coin he wouldn't be able to afford a drink even if he wanted one.]

I am really more jester than emperor. Not that I mind. Jesters have more fun.

[He folds his hands in his lap.]

It does gladden my heart to hear that you enjoy stories, for this humble jester is thinking of writing a whole new tale. Would you care to play a part?
endcaller: (My biology I know. You I worry about.)

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-03-20 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, how fortunate to meet another patron of the arts.

[Fandaniel gestures widely at Jesper.]

The pitch, then.

I find myself inspired by your current predicament. This method of communication we have is a bit...lacking, isn't it? What if we could project images or sounds as we do text? What if you could see the lovely faces of your fellow Summoned?
endcaller: (Good night to the whole universe)

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-04-02 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why, the Singularity, of course!

[Fandaniel flashes a smile that is all teeth.]

I believe with enough study I can find ways to manipulate our connection to it. We are able transmit words with its power, why not images?

But such study would require materials and a laboratory. In this, perhaps, you might be able to assist me?
endcaller: (It'll be ultraviolet clearance hot fun.)

[personal profile] endcaller 2022-04-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Fandaniel tilts his head.]

Rest assured I am not asking for your sponsorship.

What I need is supplies and someone who might be able to fetch them for me while I am busy elsewhere.

[Then he frowns dramatically.]

But if you are overly concerned that I will upset the Singularity in my tampering then I suppose you would not be willing to help.

I do not think my experiments will bother it much at all. Better to learn more about its power with a gentle nudging instead of oh, I don't know... forcing it to summon us an army from the rift. Wouldn't you agree?

[Not that what he won't use whatever he learns for his own schemes later.]