To: All Summoned

[itookashot]

This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.

Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?

I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.

Comments

[frontlinetitties]

Lucky you! For years the only real titties within a vast radius were so ancient you'd want to scrub your eyes with bleach if you ever caught sight of them. I suppose I could start making up for lost time now though.

[So why isn't she doing that now the opportunity is finally within her grasp? Reasons.]

[itookashot]

What! That's terrible. You didn't have any hot people where you lived? I'm heartbroken for you, I'm going to cry.

[frontlinetitties]

Finally, someone recognises the extreme misery I have been forced to endure. The tears for my misfortune are appreciated. Thanks man, you're a pal. And nah, other than me and my necromancer, everyone else was like 100 years old and more ossified than some of the actual bones. No thanks.

I guess I'm finally being recompensated by being dragged into this place with a bunch of other 11s.

[itookashot]

That is the most tragic backstory I've heard yet. Do you need a wingman? I would be honored to help you get all the titties you could ever ask for here.

[frontlinetitties]

I know, right?? What could be more tragic than one hot, horny girl forced to live amongst a bunch of skanky old nuns?

And hey, I'm game. Gotta make up for lost time!

[itookashot]

What age frame are you looking at? I already know a lot of beautiful women in the area.

[frontlinetitties]

I'm gonna arbitrarily say 18 - 30, but honestly as long as they're not a withered bag of bones or an ancient warrior in disguise as a fragile young woman, I'm good.

[itookashot]

Perfect. We, my friend, are going to go on the prowl and you will get those titties, I swear it.

[ HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS. ]

[frontlinetitties]

Dude, I am so here for it. Let me know the time and place and I'll be there with bells on.

[And she fully intends to hold him to it!]

[itookashot]

Pop by Mag's Inn any evening, I only do things for her during the day. It's the one a lot of the Summoned stay at. I'm tall, brown-skinned, obviously sexy like everyone else.

[ooc: if you feel like threading it out I have an open with him here or his inbox!. No pressure either way :D]