To: All Summoned

[itookashot]

This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.

Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?

I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.

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[shadowthief]

Saints, Jesper. Your ridiculousness knows no bounds.

[itookashot]

[ Laughing. ]

It's a very important theory! The people need to know!

[shadowthief]

Need I remind you, beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

[itookashot]

That's easy to say when you're born gorgeous like we were.

[shadowthief]

Never change, Jesper.

[itookashot]

As if I could.

[shadowthief]

Perhaps not, in some ways.

[itookashot]

You'll have to help me in my new quest to identify all Summoned as attractive.

[shadowthief]

And how do you suspect I will be able to aid you in this endeavour?

[itookashot]

If you meet a Summoned I haven't, tell me if they're pretty. Come on Inej, you have to admit, you know when someone is aesthetically pleasing! Look at Kaz. Personality, eh, face, top notch.

[shadowthief]

Are you going to make an official catalogue? Saints, he'd have your head for that.

[But the thought of the boy they've both, unintentionally, left behind makes something in her ache more than she'd like to admit.]

[itookashot]

You say that as if I don't already have a catalogue of our group in my head.

[shadowthief]

JESPER!

[itookashot]

OH come on, we're RIDICULOUSLY HOT.

[shadowthief]

Attractiveness is subjective.
But we are a pretty group of people, I suppose.

[itookashot]

Very pretty. Who's the prettiest and why is it me?

[shadowthief]

Someone had to be blessed, I suppose.

[itookashot]

Don't worry you are only a sliver under me, and that's because I never get to see you in any fancy.

[shadowthief]

You know why.

[itookashot]

[ Oh shit walked right into that one. ]

Well fine, if you look this good without needing to look as flashy as me, you'd technically be a sliver above.

[shadowthief]

You're ridiculous, and yet I still love you anyway.