To: All Summoned

[itookashot]

This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.

Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?

I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.

Comments

[itookashot]

It's not bad statistics, I have heard of ONE ugly Summoned, according to Julie, and I have met quite a lot of them. That's why I'm crowd sourcing!

[techmaturgy]

Without a standardized metric as part of your "crowd sourcing", all of this is anecdotal.

[itookashot]

So you're saying you disagree. The Summoned you've met are not unusually attractive.

[techmaturgy]

[ugh this is why we dont argue with TEENAGERS]

I'm saying your findings are not statistically significant.

[itookashot]

I mean, if you're challenging me to meet every Summoned and judge their attractiveness before making a final statement, I'd be happy to.

[techmaturgy]

I expect a comprehensive report.

[itookashot]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[techmaturgy]

Ok. Have fun.

[itookashot]

I've already got eighteen hots.

[techmaturgy]

According to the criteria set forth in the rubric you will also submit with your final report, yes?

[itookashot]

Yes, Professor.