To: All Summoned

[itookashot]

This is the most important question I've had since coming here. I need to get opinions from the rest of you, for science.

Why are all of the Summoned attractive? I have not met a single ugly Summoned and while I do love looking at your gorgeous faces, it seems unusual. Is there an attractiveness requirement? Do they take that into consideration when plucking us out of our universes? Could there be deeper reasons or do they think 'well if they don't help us out, at least they up the beauty curve of our world from a four to a seven'?

I mean, that's what I would do, but I'm interested in other thoughts. Please do not respond to this with false modesty; I know you're pretty, you know you're pretty, this is serious. Unless one of you truly thinks you are unattractive in which case show me a picture if you can and I'll tell you why you're wrong.

Comments

[aquaveiled]

мү мσтнεя ∂ι∂ тεαcн мε нσω тσ тαкε gσσ∂ cαяε σғ мү scαℓεs! ιт's α sнαмε ησт εvεяүσηε cαη εηנσү тнαт тнσυgн.

[ Having scales is definitely preferable to NOT having scales. ]

вυт үσυ'яε яιgнт, ησω тнαт ι тнιηк αвσυт ιт. sтяαηgεя тнιηgs нαvε вεεη α ρяεяερυιsιтε.

[itookashot]

Oh are you a dragon person too? A pretty dragon person.

[aquaveiled]

тнαт sεεмs тσ вε тнε ρяεvαιℓιηg тнεσяү. ∂ι∂ נαsкιεя тεℓℓ үσυ?

[ Poor man. ]

[itookashot]

No, it's just that only one ugly person has been mentioned, and it's the other dragon person. So that means you're the lovely one, no doubt!

[aquaveiled]

[ There's another Au Ra?? How could she have missed this... ]

ωεℓℓ ι sεε ησ яεαsση тσ αяgυε αgαιηsт тнαт.

[ She'll take it. A compliment is a compliment! ]

ιη тяυтн ι нαvεη'т sεεη αηү σтнεяs αяσυη∂. мσsт εvεяүσηε нεяε αρρεαяs тσ вε нүυя. αяε үσυ тσσ?

[itookashot]

If you mean non-dragon people, yes, although I'm a little disappointed that was not an option for me. Do you have wings? I would love wings.

[aquaveiled]

ωεяε тнαт ωιтнιη мү ρσωεя тσ cнαηgε ι ωσυℓ∂ gℓα∂ℓү gιvε үσυ scαℓεs αη∂ нσяηs. тнεү αяε мυcн ηιcεя!

ι ∂ση'т, ησ. ι нαvε тσ υsε αη αιяsнιρ ℓιкε εvεяүσηε εℓsε.

[itookashot]

Oh you've got airships? I've been dying to go in one. There's this famous air pirate that I met recently and I keep hoping I meet him again to see if I can get a ride.

[aquaveiled]

ιғ үσυ gεт тнε σρρσятυηιтү ι'∂ ∂εғιηιтεℓү яεcσммεη∂ ιт. ғεω тнιηgs αяε αs ғяεειηg!

σн яεαℓℓү? ωнαт ιs нιs ηαмε?

[itookashot]

Sturmhond! He's a famous airship privateer. A lovable badass rogue. I think he may be my hero.

[aquaveiled]

ι'м ησт ғαмιℓιαя вυт вү тнαт яερυтαтιση αℓσηε ι ωσυℓ∂ нαvε ℓσvε∂ тσ мεεт нιм!

ι'vε ғσυη∂ тнαт ριяαтεs cαη вε נυsт αs vιятυσυs αs αηү ση тнε σтнεя sι∂ε σғ тнε ℓαω. αη∂ тнεү кησω нσω тσ нαvε ғυη.

[itookashot]

Being on the wrong side of the law doesn't always attract the bad sort. Some people are just living their lives! Or dealing with an unjust system! Or too sexy to be purely good!

[aquaveiled]

тσσ sεxү тσ вε ρυяεℓү gσσ∂? σн gσ∂s, ιs тнαт υs ησω?

[ That's not at all what he meant, Himeka. ]

[itookashot]

Do you really want to be purely good? There's no fun in that!

[aquaveiled]

нмм...ησ, ι ∂ση'т тнιηк sσ. sσмεтιмεs ιт's ғυη вειηg ηαυgнтү.

[itookashot]

Exactly. It is a fine line to walk, to be a scoundrel and a good sort, but many of us manage.

[aquaveiled]

σн "scσυη∂яεℓ" ιs α gσσ∂ ωσя∂. ιs тнαт ωнαт үσυ ρяεғεя тσ вε cαℓℓε∂?

[itookashot]

Absolutely, I am a very dashing scoundrel. Sometimes a menace and trouble-maker, but in a hot way.

[aquaveiled]

тнε кιη∂ σғ ρεяsση тσ gσ υηвι∂∂εη ιηтσ ∂αяк αη∂ ғσяεвσ∂ιηg ρℓαcεs?

[itookashot]

As many times as I can. I'm also a very curious person.

[aquaveiled]

тнαт's тнε вεsт ωαү тσ вε! тнσυgн ι мαү вε вιαsε∂.