@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

Comments

[nomnoms]

[bestfuneralever]

beautiful artistry my man

[obiwanofthosedays]

Are you perhaps ambidextrous?

[bestfuneralever]

idk am i???

[obiwanofthosedays]

...if you didn't have a name before you were ten, what were you called by? A number?

[ Force, is this one of the troopers? ]

[satanicpanics]

oh yeah,
no one can make some of that shit up

i'm guessing you're not right handed

[bestfuneralever]

how many ppl do u know w/o names for a whole ass decade tho??????

[satanicpanics]

counting you???

grand total officially comes to....

1

[lightkeeping]

Your mom is a robot?

[bestfuneralever]

a real pretty one
v 50s housewife
a total doll lol

[lightkeeping]

That's a weird way to talk about your mother.

[bealufull]

What's to stop someone playing from just giving three lies?

[bestfuneralever]

nothing rly
its just on the honor system ig

[bealufull]

Are the Amish you speak of then someone you tend to trust?
Never knew many to have that much honor.

Also, a robot?

[earthborn]

Fine, I'll play. It's not like there's no time to kill, right? But since everybody's already guessed yours...

1. I once blew up a space station
2. I am currently dating a poisonous space alien
3. It's my birthday today

[bestfuneralever]

not ur birthday

[chainedqueen]

Are we to guess the lie?

[bestfuneralever]

yup!
and if u want u can also give ur own 3 comments back for other ppl to guess

[itookashot]

Sounds fun!

1. I can hit a target from a mile away without looking at it.
2. I wrote a book detailing all the hot people in the Summoned.
3. I love the desert.

[bestfuneralever]

nobody likes the desert get outta here

[vecna]

[Why does this network, and so many people who use it, keep flashing nonsense into his head. That’s his first thought.

His second, though-]

And what were you called until you were ten, then?

[Henry this is not how you play this game.]

[bestfuneralever]

[His lip curls at the question. Mostly because he hates it. But he was sort of begging the question using that as one of his truths, wasn't he?]

The Séance, if you were part of the general public... Number Four if you had the last name Hargreeves.

[preferscuffs]

I certainly hope you're right-handed, as it's by far the least concerning of the options you've listed.

Tell me, what is a robot?

I suppose that makes it my turn then.

1. I uncovered significant corruption in my city's law enforcement.
2. I find coffee to be generally superior to tea.
3. I'm quite an accomplished lab assistant.

[thearchangel]

You know, after everything I've seen so far, we're going with number 2.

Least out there option possible.

[Garrus you're not funny.]

[bestfuneralever]

i think maybe im worse at this game than i thought
or ppl here have much weirder lives on avg than the avg joe schmoe off the street bac home