@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

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[obiwanofthosedays]

...if you didn't have a name before you were ten, what were you called by? A number?

[ Force, is this one of the troopers? ]

[bestfuneralever]

wtf?
no srsly
what the FUCK dude
did sir reginald dickwad send u?

[obiwanofthosedays]

Who is Sir Reginald?

No, I- simply have a great many friends and comrades that had 'designations' rather than 'names' until they were ten. Most of them named themselves once they were free to do so, it's

I apologize for causing discomfort, I know it isn't a pleasant subject.

[bestfuneralever]

my dad
he killed himself to get the fam back together
real great dude lemme tell ya

designations...ugh gross

yeah its not fun

[obiwanofthosedays]

So you are not one of the troopers from my reality- the fact that this can happen elsewhere is distressing. That is a callous disregard for individuality of the like I've not seen, well. Since I was last on Kamino.

[bestfuneralever]

lol yeah its wild right
i dont feel like getting into the story rn but sometime ill give you the whole sob story if u want lol

[obiwanofthosedays]

If you ever need to unburden yourself, I'm available to listen. I cannot imagine a parent treating their child like that.

My initial guess remains the same, that you are ambidextrous or left handed.

[bestfuneralever]

aww thaaanks~ who is this btw?
i mean if you think that's bad: he adopted 7 of us lol

haha yeah im a leftie

[obiwanofthosedays]

Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, at your service.

The specificity of the other two potential lies was a bit much for them to be entirely false.

[bestfuneralever]

whaaat no way!! i dont beleive u
r u kidding me rn
am i abt to be punk'd lmaoooo

ig thats fair

[obiwanofthosedays]

...No? I truly am Obi-Wan Kenobi. I'm uncertain how to prove it through this method of communication, but that is my name.

[bestfuneralever]

holy shit i have 2 meet u
ben wld lose his shit
omg

[And just like that, all the fun is hit with the kind of gut-check he won't be able to ignore.

Ben.
Where the fuck was Ben?]

[obiwanofthosedays]

Well, as I'm in the Free Cities, so long as you're in that territory it shouldn't be that difficult. If not? There is always the Horizon.

[bestfuneralever]

nah im in solvunn
do u have 2 be sober 2 go to the horizon? asking 4 a friend

[obiwanofthosedays]

I can't say I've attempted to reach it while intoxicated, though that could be an exercise in the future.

[bestfuneralever]

well damn
wait how long have u been here lol

[obiwanofthosedays]

Not terribly long, unfortunately. I've been getting my bearings as best I can. I take it you're also a recent arrival?

[bestfuneralever]

same hat. yeah i got here like 2 days ago

[obiwanofthosedays]

I've little knowledge of where you've arrived. I'm afraid I won't be of much help.