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Listen up, children.
We all have to live here. We've come a long way in these walls and while the current regime isn't about locking you up to get this nonsense sorted out, that doesn't mean they shouldn't.
This isn't a sideshow freak tour. Don't get your grubby hands all over the glass or litter all your useless trash all over halls, we have a raccoon for that, and she's likely more tidy than the rest of you.
Go deal with the flooding or something useful, will you.
What Lucifer means to say is, hey guys. This message is intended for the people showing up in Thorne unexpectedly. Welcome to the castle! Sorry about the shitty situation, and also for literally everything he just said.
Since we've almost entirely run out of people with more seniority and better people skills, we figured it was kind of up to us to step up and go over a few things with you, or answer any questions you might have.
I think first and foremost, if you're not... super familiar already, Thorne is a little less loosey goosey than you might be used to from the Free Cities or Solvunn. We're more tightly monitored here, and the things we do tend to have a sort of ripple effect on the people around us, so. Just. Something to keep in mind. We also try not to all go to the Horizon at once, it gets a little suspicious, so if you can, try and stagger it out.
Usually Istredd is the one teaching beginner magic classes and I just assist him, but since he's gone, I guess I can... pick up on a few until he gets back? So if you're not already familiar and want to learn some basics, you can check out the class schedule and come in whenever.
Also, the raccoon isn't feral, mostly, but it's not really a good idea to piss her off. And please put your library books back in the same condition you found them. That one's more of a personal request.
I think that's mostly it. Was there anything else?
I'm not teaching any of you enchantments.
If you end up in someone else's occupied room don't rifle through their possessions. Besides, the rest of us have likely already have done that, anyway.
Ask around for Dion if you need other general assistance. He's--I don't know, he's around somewhere.
Great. That's so helpful. Thanks.
Anyway, that's all. So. The end. Bye!
( ooc note: red = lucifer, green(ish, shut up) = jack. replies may come from either, or both. threadjacking is encouraged, petty bickering may occur. we really just wanted to shitpost with everybody a little tbh. )