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[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

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[vecna]

[You know not what you ask, friend.]

Me? I like spiders.

[bestfuneralever]

yeah? how come
is it the artistry of their webs
u seem like an artsy guy

[vecna]

[He has no idea how much self-restraint it takes for Henry not to basically do this.]

They're solitary, deadly. They help keep their ecosystems balanced, and yet they're still so misunderstood.

And yes, I do like their webs, too.

[Maybe he is an artsy guy, who knows.]

[bestfuneralever]

is the spider ur spirit animal, dude?
which kind is ur fav

same theyre cool as shit
i cant draw to save my life
and here go spiders just making fucking masterpieces with ass string
very rude of them tbh

[vecna]

[What? No, Klaus needs to be corrected, first and foremost:]

It's called silk.

[bestfuneralever]

lol ik
its funnier the other way

[Humor to cover the trauma? More likely than you think~]

[vecna]

[Oh, Henry is second-guessing the wisdom to engage in this conversation in the first place.]

To answer your question, [which is the equivalent of his "ANYWAY-"] I'm fond of black widows.

[bestfuneralever]

[It's a natural side-effect of talking to him.]

Oooh
sexy AND super dangerous~
y r they ur fav
tell me all the things

[vecna]

It's something of a childhood bias, that's all.

[He redirects, now, because he could honestly write a paper on this and no one wants that. But mostly -- Henry at least has the awareness to keep his "quirks" tamped down on a public forum. At least a little.]

You know, if you're actually interested, you can see a few in person sometime. I already have a small collection.