@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

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[earthborn]

Fine, I'll play. It's not like there's no time to kill, right? But since everybody's already guessed yours...

1. I once blew up a space station
2. I am currently dating a poisonous space alien
3. It's my birthday today

[bestfuneralever]

not ur birthday

[earthborn]

Guess again.

I mean, it's probably misaligned from everybody else's calendar, and I might be wrong about the number of days... But it's close enough. It's almost definitely this week, anyways.

[bestfuneralever]

damn i thought 4 sure that was right
ty for proving me right to ozzy up there tho
the normalest answer is not always the lie!!

wait but now idk
u def look like u cld blow up a space station tho
so imma have to go with 2

[earthborn]

Wrong again. His name's Garrus, and you'll probably see him around Cadens, if you're ever in the neighborhood. He's pretty distinctive.

And, under normal circumstances, kinda poisonous. To humans anyways.



I've been present for more than one occasion upon which a 'station when boom, and you could make arguments about it being my fault, but it was never my hand on the trigger.

[bestfuneralever]

WOW wrong at every turn
i suck at t his lmfao

so ur sayin ur. not human then

shit that sucks
or not
idk
was the station going boom a good thing

[earthborn]

No, I'm fully human, I'm just not a coward; when a guy is hot enough, you gotta shoot your shot.

[bestfuneralever]

goddamn right!!! get that space dick gurl~

[earthborn]

Hell yeah.

[And just like that, we've left aside the question of whether or not blowing up space stations is "good". Nailed it.]

What about you? I'm gonna assume from the robot parent and the name thing that you had a rough childhood, so I won't ask where you're from. Got somebody on the line, or are you single?

[bestfuneralever]

i dont wanna talk about it

[earthborn]

...fair enough.

[bestfuneralever]

penis

[earthborn]

[she should not respond to this.

And yet.]

Are you asking, or offering?

[bestfuneralever]

lmao neither
just changing the subject tbh