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[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

Comments

[thearchangel]

You know, after everything I've seen so far, we're going with number 2.

Least out there option possible.

[Garrus you're not funny.]

[bestfuneralever]

i think maybe im worse at this game than i thought
or ppl here have much weirder lives on avg than the avg joe schmoe off the street bac home

[thearchangel]

I think it's probably the second option.

Kind of hard to compete with people who run around blowing up parts of space stations, or pulling magic fire out of their hands.

[bestfuneralever]

my life has always been weird so my comparison 4 whats normal has always been uhhh OFF iykwim<

[thearchangel]

Damn, I know what you mean.

Go through enough weird crap, and that starts seeming normal.

[bestfuneralever]

normal has always been a relative concept

[thearchangel]

Tell me about it.

One day you're filing paperwork, then the next you're fighting mechanical nightmares from dark space. They never give you any in-between.

[bestfuneralever]

if its not that its psychos that go by fancy names like dr terminal & murder magician
kinda exhausting when u thing abt it tbh
maybe this is a vacation

[Ignoring the fact that none of those things happened recently in his history, but you know. It’s still exhausting to think about his Academy days.]

[thearchangel]

Oh, those are good ones. We just get regular names, or "The Illusive Man", if we're lucky. Not that he's actually good news.

Hah. Vacations are a myth, I'm pretty sure.

[bestfuneralever]

my life used to be a lot of shit straight from comic books tbh
actly there WERE comics abt us i think
there was a LOT of merch

the best kinda myth tho
like a good goal 2 reach 4 even if u never get there
u can pretend
pretending is good 4 ur brainmeats

[Or he's just good at being delusional. Whatever. Same difference!!]

[thearchangel]

No kidding? What's that like?
Was it some kind of super hero situation? Because those exist, apparently.
I knew a Justicar back in our world - apparently she had a comic or two about her.

Brain meats?
I really hope that's just some slang I've never heard before.

[bestfuneralever]

oh we ate that shit up as kids yanno coming from a house where our dad ignored us except to do grueling training and shit so like positive attention was like a drug all its own
im pretty sure thats exactly what dad thought he was doing building a lil team of teen superheroes
idk that it worked out as well as hed have liked

hahaha yeah prolly
ull learn a lot of new words if u stick w/ me buddy~

[thearchangel]

Training? What kind?

In that case, I should probably do the whole introduction thing.
Garrus Vakarian, who could stand to learn new human words.

[bestfuneralever]

pick a type we prob at least touched on it
mostly combat stuff
different martial arts stuff
stuff specific to our powers especially

im klaus~

[thearchangel]

I guess a superhero has to have powers, don't they?
You still have them here? Or did you get slapped with new ones too?

Nice meeting you. Over the ... brain network.

[bestfuneralever]

mmmhmmm
nothin new so far and things seem a lot uhhh QUIETER for me which is NOT a complaint btw

its pretty weird!! but maybe we can make it offish one day

[thearchangel]

Hah, yeah. Quiet's definitely not a bad thing.

Which area are you in?

[bestfuneralever]

exactlyyy

solvunn u?

[thearchangel]

Free Cities area.

Guess we'll have to wait until another big meetup.

[bestfuneralever]

We'll make it happen one day, buddy!!! c u then~