@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

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[bestfuneralever]

oh i mean i can? its not like smthg i can turn of & off
theyre just always there screaming and pawing at me
i prefer not to tho hence the drugs

[He's probably not the useful tool you might expect, bud.]

[vecna]

[Just one that needs honing. That's what all the scientists back at the lab likely would've thought.]

Even now?

[bestfuneralever]

ur sounding a lil 2 interested here...

[vecna]

Sorry. Like I said: similar circumstances. It's hard not to try to compare and contrast.

[bestfuneralever]

its fine i get it
its a weird life and even weirder 2 find ppl that get it
im just kinda shit at what i do
and im fine w/ keeping it that way

[vecna]

Strange abilities rarely manifest in the way we want to, when we want them to. And sometimes they're hard to wrangle into something useful. But I don't mean to imply that you don't have plenty of practice under your belt.

In the end, you should do with them whatever you please.

[bestfuneralever]

"hard to wrangle" is sure one way to explain it lol
oh idk my levels of practice have fallen a lot over the yrs im basically a disaster

[vecna]

[Sounds like wasted potential to him. But Henry's outlook on life isn't one that suits a passive approach.]

If you're happy with that, who am I to judge?

[lol]

That said, the Summoned are all skilled in their own way. Maybe someone can help you.

[bestfuneralever]

hey i can dig that vibe~

mmmaybe
but i just got here gonna try to adjust a lil more to whatever the hell is actly goin on here

[vecna]

You're in Solvunn, aren't you? "Fantasy Amish land."

[bestfuneralever]

haha yeah thats the one

[vecna]

Then you just happened to land in the most communal of all the factions. Lucky you.

[Good thing this is brain-text so he is allowed to feel a little sarcastic about that comment. He eases on.]

Ask for help and someone will provide. You might just be expected to tend to their goats in the future.

[HE'S BEEN THERE]

[bestfuneralever]

how CoNvEnIeNt for me!

[It's always nice when he has GOOD luck for once!]

goats arent so bad

[vecna]

Goats are awful.

[That's it, that's the reply.]

[bestfuneralever]

did u get headbutted in the balls by a goat
its ok
u can be honest
this is a safe place

[vecna]

[oh my god]

No, but be amused as much as you want. You won't be laughing when it happens to you, because goats are stubborn and brainless, and that's something they would do to a person.

They don't listen to me. And they try to eat my shirt sleeves or pant legs when I get too close.

[bestfuneralever]

idt goats know what listening is
they just wanna eat stuff
dont ever car what stuff just stuff
that sounds like a p good life 2 me
i wanna be goat

[vecna]

[the rails



this conversation]

Being halfwitted by nature doesn't mean I have to forgive them for it.

There are better creatures to aspire to, Klaus.

[bestfuneralever]

what kinda animals do u like then

[vecna]

[You know not what you ask, friend.]

Me? I like spiders.

[bestfuneralever]

yeah? how come
is it the artistry of their webs
u seem like an artsy guy

[vecna]

[He has no idea how much self-restraint it takes for Henry not to basically do this.]

They're solitary, deadly. They help keep their ecosystems balanced, and yet they're still so misunderstood.

And yes, I do like their webs, too.

[Maybe he is an artsy guy, who knows.]

[bestfuneralever]

is the spider ur spirit animal, dude?
which kind is ur fav

same theyre cool as shit
i cant draw to save my life
and here go spiders just making fucking masterpieces with ass string
very rude of them tbh

not here

[thedevilwhorose]

[r u d e]

[vecna]

[THE TRUTH HURTS]