@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

Comments

[earthborn]

No, I'm fully human, I'm just not a coward; when a guy is hot enough, you gotta shoot your shot.

[bestfuneralever]

goddamn right!!! get that space dick gurl~

[earthborn]

Hell yeah.

[And just like that, we've left aside the question of whether or not blowing up space stations is "good". Nailed it.]

What about you? I'm gonna assume from the robot parent and the name thing that you had a rough childhood, so I won't ask where you're from. Got somebody on the line, or are you single?

[bestfuneralever]

i dont wanna talk about it

[earthborn]

...fair enough.

[bestfuneralever]

penis

[earthborn]

[she should not respond to this.

And yet.]

Are you asking, or offering?

[bestfuneralever]

lmao neither
just changing the subject tbh