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[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

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[bestfuneralever]

not rly
i mean maybe idk ur life
u dont strike me as a farmlife kinda guy tho ur harder than that
idk what ur into but its some seedy shit... drugs, maybe
anyway forget the fantasy amish thing

okok its not fun nemore
porn is just anything w/ sexual content thats like SUPER explicit
never seen a playboy magazine ig huh
what abt strip clubs u been 2 one of those?
dudes paying $$$ 2 watch ladies take off all their clothes to terrible techno music

bro take ur pick im basicaly a piece of shit in every way u can prob come up with lol

[bealufull]

I don't do drugs. Never really sold them either.
I own a casino called the Crow Club. It's part of my holdings.

We have brothels. Many of them throughout the Barrel.
I don't frequent them but I do know what goes on there. I was raised on the streets of a city that peddles flesh like it does card games.

I know what sex is, but not the desire to just look at it without participating.

[ Not that he's done much of anything like that until recently. ]

Do you kidnap people and force them to work in brothels?

[bestfuneralever]

iiiiinteresting u def got drug dealer vibes ngl but not some dude sellin dime bags on the corner
like some1 running a whole cartel or somethin dealin' in bricks of cocaine or smthng
oohhh u own a whole casino???? WHY DIDNT U LEAD W/ THAT DUDE

what the fuck??? no
that's
wow u rly took that and ran huh
uhhhh nope actly i have been kidnapped more than once MYSELF
done some pretty illicit things for drugs
stole $$ from my family for drugs
mostly its drugs and lying ig
and according to my dad not LiViNg uP tO mY PoTeNtIaL or w/e
but no im not in the fucking slave trade thats fucking sick

[bealufull]

[ And now he has to watch himself with this guy. That is waaaay too close for comfort. ]

Haven't heard the term cartel before but I suspect I might accept that terminology in a way.
I own it back home. Here the only one I have is in the Horizon. It takes time to build up the money for that kind of establishment and we've been researching other things.

Drugs and lying. You are most definitely not the worst kind of person I've ever known then.
Not even close.
Actually those are things those I call friends have done. Just so long as I'm never the one they steal from.
And never lie to me.

The world is full of fucking sick people.
Just depends on if one is part of that world or not.
Good to know you're not.

i also need caffeine i feel you

[bestfuneralever]

basically its just a fancy word for a biiiig drug op
what kinda other things??? share w/ the class!!

look im not saying thats the worst of it
but its def the most common reasons
R U SAYING WERE FRIENDS
no promises sry i lie to my own fam lolol

gross
no
never

[bealufull]

And nothing else but drugs? Seems unwise not to expand. Drug operations can ebb and flow, after all.
Things that involve projects I won't share in a way that could be broadcast across every wall in this place.

Do you pay for lying to them or do they just allow it?
Though you've at least assured me you aren't the worst of humanity, so there's that.

Though if you have an issue with addiction, your stay here might be interesting. I haven't found many of the things we have back home also here.

[bestfuneralever]

depends on a lotta factors ig but hey who am i 2 knock some1s job tbh
sad :(

depends on what u mean by "pay" ig?
lol no that award goes 2 my dad tbh

ill find something
even this place has gotta have booze

[bealufull]

Oh I will entirely knock those that do bad business.
Am I using that term properly?

Guilt. Punishment. Abandoned. Depends on the family.

If they don't where you are, you can make them fairly easily.
Though I might warn you to be careful of what you imbibe while in the village where we met.

[bestfuneralever]

yup! u got it lol

check check & i wish but dad was more a neglect kinda guy than an abandonment kind sadly :(
we all wouldda been better off if he’d yeeted himself into the ether long before he didnt

ohhh saucy! y whats bad abt the village we met in???

[bealufull]

It's nothing bad. Just that because of the species there, you might find yourself given something you might not want.

Such as a blood diet for some.

[bestfuneralever]

what like vampires or somethin
thats not the deterrent to my goth ass u think it is lol

[bealufull]

Exactly like vampires. You have them in your world?

What is goth?

[bestfuneralever]

oooh i dig it~
idk if we have them for REAL
theyre mostly a media concept books movies just the general #aesthetic
but if me & my sibs r possible vampires wld ttly also be possible

oh man ive never had to explain it to anyone hmmm
so think of it like this:
dark clothes dark aesthetic sometimes heavy-handed eyeliner sometimes not (i go YES on that note myself~ but to each their own) its a style & music & art & fashion
its romantic-dreamy-realism & cynical idealism & anticonformity & rebellion
a love of dark things that most ppl might not see that way
finding BEAUTY in the tragic and the macabre
being inspired by the darker sides of life

[bealufull]

Here it seems to be real. Along with werewolves. I've seen their transformation.
It was certainly stunning.

Why would you support the reality of them?

There's a name for that? Really?

[bestfuneralever]

iiiinteresting!

its not so much supporting the reality of them as it is like "yeah sure this may as well also be true"

awww ur so cute
did i just give u a new identity term?!!

[bealufull]

That is a word for it, yes.

So why would you say that? Do share.

... No one has ever considered me a romantic in any loose sense of the word.

[ Yep, definitely nothing romantic in buying your girlfriend a pirate ship to murder the slavers that would harm girls like they had her. Nope. Not romantic at all. ]

Nor dreamy and I've never worn eyeliner.

[bestfuneralever]

well me & my siblings were all born at the same time on the same day and have weird powers probably bc of it
unclear
but if i can live a life thats basically a comic book y not vampires & werewolves too

well its not like its a list of checkboxes
its just a ~*~VIBE~*~
u wld SLAY in eyeliner tho u shld try it sometime

[bealufull]

How many siblings are there? Sounds like a rough day for your mother.
I can't argue that. Maybe it's something to embrace then for you.

Manage that without eyeliner, but if it might help? Who knows.

[bestfuneralever]

6 besides me diff moms tho, so its fine ig? lol
yesss mte!!!

oohh i c u
do a lil murder just for fun
a little homicide as a treat
if u ever change ur mind just lemme know~

[bealufull]

...
Fine is a word I'm not sure I'd use about your life and I barely know you.
Making the best of it though, I guess?

Less for fun and more an added bonus.
I admit, I'm curious to see what the others might think.

[bestfuneralever]

lol now ur getting it~

same diff
curiosity is good. find me in Nocwich sometime