@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

im pretty sure fantasy amish land is not wh ere i was suposed to end up but when in rome~

'sup dollfaces? im klaus & were gonna play a game.

2 truth & a lie:
1. i didnt have a real name until i was 10yrs old
2. im right-handed
3. my mom is a robot

Comments

[bestfuneralever]

im gonna go w/ the 1st but ngl i dont really follow the question lol

[lightkeeping]

"Robot" is a pretty broad term.

[bestfuneralever]

fair
i just dont rly know
dad never like classified her or anything
i mean except saying that she was our mom now when he made her

[lightkeeping]

It's okay. I just thought you maybe knew a little more, since she's your mother.

Your dad made her?

[bestfuneralever]

fair assumption but daddy dearest didnt tell us much of anything except how useless we were

oh yeah
he had to do something
Vanya kept murdering all our nannies for tryinna make her eat oatmeal

[lightkeeping]

Were your...caretakers...also robots?

[bestfuneralever]

not til grace
thats the mom-bot lol

[Yeah, it was... bad, probably. But. Being a Hargreeves means he's desensitized to a few things. Oops?]

[lightkeeping]

Okay, yeah. I get it now.