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[At some point, when he's exhausted down to his bones but knows he won't be able to sleep yet, it hits Wilhelm that the people who might normally take it upon themselves to make an announcement in this situation are, for the most part, sitting in jail or lying low in Nott. Then, tentatively, he arrives at the terrifying conclusion that he could actually qualify as a responsible adult.

So, here goes.]
Hey everyone.

Um.

Castle Thorne was bombed earlier tonight. Or, I don't know if they were bombs exactly, but there were huge flashes of light when they hit.

As far as I know, no Summoned were injured badly. A lot of soldiers were killed though. I think the wards around the castle protected it from the worst of the blast, but it did get damaged.

I don't know if anywhere else in Thorne was attacked. I haven't heard anything from Nott.

I saw one of the devices that was dropped, or what was left of it. It was metal and had an arcana sign engraved on it. I think we can assume it's from the Free Cities.

Anyway, that's...pretty much everything I know. If you have more info, go ahead and share it.
[Threadjacking encouraged, obviously. This message is sent a few hours after the attack.]
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I built a pool table for Mag's.

(with a little help from Gerald, who I'm sure would love your face to face personal gratitude for all his hard work)

I could use a few hands to help get it down to the Sarstina, damn thing weighs a ton. Any volunteers?

If I see a single one of you barbarians putting your drink glasses on it, we're gonna have words. Don't ruin it for everybody.


( dated a little bit after the event; threadjacking always welcome! )
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[ The handwriting is scratchy and angular, like a mix of '00s emo fonts and ancient Greek carvings. ]

Are YOU used to angels being real? Please think Yes/No/Biblically/what's an angel responses directly to me so cranky people don't threaten other people's livelihoods again.
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Dear diary,

This week in my silly little adventures, I became LSD Buddha. Me and my dream bro, Jack the Fiendishly Good-Looking and Fiscally Unfortunate, we'll call him Jack, became pirate lords and befriended the gentle and devastatingly handsome kraken. Fish feared him, wizards feared him, wizards also wanted him, they feared how much they wanted him. I life coached Batman in how to practice self-forgiveness and embrace self-care, and helped a Cuba-sized shark find his inner Disney princess.

Then shit got real, diary, but I got realer. )
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heyo, senseis, it’s me, jerry. i have questions.

when we ~transcend~ into this higher plane of consciousness, is our body just chinchillin’ out in reality, totally out of touch? like if someone tries to lick my eyeball, or draw a dickbutt on my face, does the matrix shoot me a ping? or am i just waking up to pink eye?

has a rogue multidimensional being ever hijacked someone’s consciousness while they’re out fishing? y’all ever meet any primeval dark gods of inconceivable pain out there?

has anyone tried calibrating a radio to pick up this frequency instead of playing pink eye roulette?

how do I know which body to come back to? what if i end up in brenda?

how much does perception shape the horizon? if i drop acid, can i effectively transform the singularity into one of those big inflatable wiggly boys they put outside used car dealerships?

let a girl know

hugs & kisses
jerthro trull
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( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )

doodle #1 )

( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )

doodle #2 )

— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
)
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𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎!

𝙱𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔. 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝙻𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 - 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜. 𝙼𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝, 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚏𝚞𝚜, 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝚠𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚌 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢! 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚎'𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎.

𝙸𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚜.

𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢! 𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚗!
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[ scrawled in overly large, child-like writing on the nearest surface... the spelling has greatly improved! ]

HAPPY DAY YEAR FRIENDS
YOU HAVE NICE TIME PARTY?
MAKE LOTS NEW FRIENDS?

PRESENT
ME LIKE PRESENTS
THANK YOU FOR PRESENTS
HOPE YOU GOT LOTS PRESENTS

YOU MAKE NEW WISH?
WHAT YOU WISH NEW YEAR?

ME WISH NO MORE COLD OUT



( ooc: please feel free to talk amongst each other about new year resolutions or shitpost to your heart's content! )

To All

Dec. 6th, 2023 06:47 pm
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Hi, it's Nadine Cross with a couple of semi-regular announcements.

This first bit is mostly for the Free Cities, but just a reminder that Salves & Stitches in Cadens is here for all your medical needs. Care for Summoned is free of cost, but we don't say 'no' to donations. We offer basic medical care for injuries and common ailments, as well as a full apothecary stocked with all the usual and some things you can't find anywhere else.

Which brings me to the second part, which is for everybody. One of the things I offer that no one else does is cannabis. It's grown right here in my greenhouse, it's very potent, and yes magic is involved in growing it. And I have ways of getting it to Solvunn and Thorne, I have sales representatives in both places. We have traditional joints, candies, tonics, and topical salves. Just look for the 'Vegas Botanicals' logo. Or ask about who to talk to in your respective kingdom.

And Salves & Stitches is always hiring, from medical staff to sales.

Thank you for your time.

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Oct. 19th, 2021 11:44 am
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