@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[bealufull]

I suspect you're wrong on that assessment.

If nothing else, hotness is subjective.
You may think everyone is hot - which I doubt even you think - and not everyone would agree.
I know I wouldn't agree with that.

I personally think we benefit them in one way or another, even if we don't know how.

[itookashot]

Hotness is NOT subjective. Objectively your cheekbones, eyes, and lips make you extremely sexy.

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[shadowthief]

When you're right, you're right...

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[itookashot]

It's hilarious how oblivious he is to his obvious appeal.

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[shadowthief]

Which only makes him MORE attractive. It’s very distracting.

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[itookashot]

His taste is more discerning, but his taste is us, so I'm good with that.

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[bealufull]

Stop encouraging him.

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[shadowthief]

Why should I?
You really don't like hearing how attractive we think you are?
I call your bluff, Kaz Brekker.

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[bealufull]

I just don't entirely see it personally.
Nor do I want most to see me as attractive. It only matters from two people.

I don't need people distracted by my looks while I'm beating them.

[bealufull]

That is literally your subjective opinion. Not to mention all most have ever seen of me so easy targets.

[itookashot]

Okay I'm bringing you around and asking everyone if they think you are pretty, let's go.

[bealufull]

No. No that is not going to happen. No.

Also I'm not pretty at all.

[itookashot]

How dare you doubt me, Brekker!

[bestfuneralever]

nope
its science my man
theres like a thousand studies on that shit back where im from
cheekbones like YOU'VE GOT? always more aesthetically pleasing to the eye
smthg abt symmetry i think???? dont rmbr
BUT IT IS FACT NOT JUST OPINON

(ur welcome 4 the backup Jesper)

[bealufull]

There is no science to that.
It's all by birth. It's not as if anyone does anything to make it happen. It's chance.

[ Okay, technically, for a short time it can be tailoring but they're not talking about that now. Or openly. Not as if his cheekbones are tailored, after all. ]

There's my worst nightmare come to life. You and Jesper teaming up.

i did it. i made that dumb nickname game-canon!!

[bestfuneralever]

nonono
im not saying ur choosing to make it happen
yeah its random genetics BUT!!
what ppl generally find aesthetically pleasing has a pattern

well now ur just putting ideas in our heads~
never know the chaos that might ensue
but now u have no1 but urself 2 blame, kazzle dazzle.

[bestfuneralever]

ehhh maybe
but i wld be hard pressed 2 name a person i dont find attractive actly

well thats definitely true obvz
who WLDNT want ppl who are already adept at magic or have weird powers or crazy analytical minds on their team
but there can be multiple factors in their choosing!

[bealufull]

Seriously?
Just everyone?
Not one single person?

And you think they are leaving out those that aren't attractive? No matter how powerful?

[bestfuneralever]

im not saying ppl who r dont exist in all the multiverse but
i havent seen any1 id call outright ugly since i got here

[bealufull]

How many people in your life have you thought were unattractive?

[bestfuneralever]

idk never had a reason 2 count them lol

[techmaturgy]

I told him he needed a rubric.

[bealufull]

I suspect he would rank everyone at the highest end as well.
Which I shouldn't complain about or he'll start taking polls.

[techmaturgy]

It's all very unscientific either way.

[bealufull]

I'm curious then. How would you go about it. Scientifically, that is?