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Klaus Hargreeves ([personal profile] bestfuneralever) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2023-07-27 05:47 am

@everyone

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)


[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-07-27 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop encouraging him.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-07-31 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why should I?
You really don't like hearing how attractive we think you are?
I call your bluff, Kaz Brekker.
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-01 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I just don't entirely see it personally.
Nor do I want most to see me as attractive. It only matters from two people.

I don't need people distracted by my looks while I'm beating them.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
But we ARE the ones talking about it... so I think it's safe to assume that your ego is quite satisfied about this conversation.

A distracted enemy is a dead one, and isn't that how you prefer them in the Barrel?
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-01 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. But I would rather focus on yours and Jesper's. Even Wylan's.

My ego would be better without being called odd names and my cheekbones apparently being scientific.

Yes well, I do not have the position to be free to murder my enemies here. Something I still smart over, thank you.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
But we rather enjoy yours…

[Can he hear her laugh on the other side of the wall? Bright and beaming, like bottled sunshine if it had a sound.]

Oh, hush.
Learn to take a compliment.

And yet there you sit- well and alive regardless.
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-02 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You, Wraith, are welcome to enjoy them, thank you.

About my name being mocked? No thanks.

I sit here under the weight of it all. I might perish. You don't know I won't.


[ And here is Kazzle Dazzle Brekker, acting like a child. ]
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-02 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
How you manage to make everything sound like a business transaction will forever mystify me.

I meant about the cheekbones.
But you have to admit… the name is a little funny.

I’ll pray for you.

[She can make jokes, too, Mister.]
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Years of practice does wonders.

No. Not at all. Not even in the least.
It sounds like a stage performer, in sequins, and feathers.

SO NO.

I'm sure you will. I will expect nothing less than a shrine in my honor.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I think there's more to it.

Well, now you've put that image in our heads... and you have no one but yourself to blame...

What happened to "I'm no Saint"?
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh do tell. What is it then?

Of course it's in your head. All of these words are.

I never said the word saint, but I do want you spending the rest of time remembering me.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I just think it's more than you being a business man.
It's almost built in the way you think.
I don't need to remind you of a conversation... do I?

[Don't make her put the investment conversation in sparkling magic letters in front of everyone's eyes, Kaz...]

Oh, don't nitpick- you know what I mean.

You are not a person lent to forgetting, Kaz Brekker.

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[personal profile] itookashot 2023-08-03 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Even Wylan's? Oh someone get the merchling to see this.
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're reading every word of this to him, aren't you?
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[personal profile] itookashot 2023-08-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, I had to go tell him you wanted him to find you attractive!
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that lovely.
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[personal profile] itookashot 2023-08-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
He says the cheek bones and the glare is kind of sexy. So there.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Tell him I said: He's not wrong.
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[personal profile] itookashot 2023-08-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I wish Nina was here, she would find all of this so funny.

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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't bothersome from you all.
Though I'm not sure he has any more survival instincts than you do so not sure that bodes well.

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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
You would keep our demo expert in the dark?
I'm offended on his behalf.
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, I would not. Which reminds me that he and I need to have a meeting.

I suppose I owe Klaus for reminding me of that.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? A good one, I hope.

There is that.
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's positive. He'll either be happy for it or hateful at me for insisting.

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[personal profile] demoexpert 2023-08-03 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ sits here as Jesper reads this to him. ]