@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[bealufull]

[ He's going to say so much. So many things Klaus. And then there's just... ]

Pardon?!

[bestfuneralever]

[BRB, he's dying laughing for a few minutes at this reaction.]

which part lol

[bealufull]

You are quite aware which part. Do not pretend otherwise.

It's unbecoming to you and insulting to me... about as much as that name. What even is that?

[bestfuneralever]

i think my existence is p unbecoming of me
god sure seemed 2 think so the time i met her lol

idk man it just sounded good at the time
it has a nice flow
a good rhyme scheme

[bealufull]

By met god you mean what?

I miss home more right in this moment than I think I have the entire time I've been here. Home and the canal.
Why do I honestly not hate you?

[bestfuneralever]

oh
not like any of the gods here or anything
this happened back home
big singular capital-G God of the Christian faith

awww that so sweet
"i honest dont hate u" might actly b 1 of the nicest things any1s ever said to me!!

[bealufull]

Definitely not our world. Just Saints.

You need to want better for yourself, Klaus.
I'm considered a monster and I've heard nicer things about myself.

[bestfuneralever]

iiiinteresting
so saints > gods where ur from
or like u just dont actly have gods in yalls religion

lol welllll
i learned a long time ago that if i expect shit
anything better than lowest rung level is automatically better

[bealufull]

You would have to speak to Inej or perhaps Jesper about it.
I've had nothing to do with religion ever in my life.

Not the worst way of facing things.

[itookashot]

KAZZLE DAZZLE.

[shadowthief]

[There is no response.
Just laughter.
Laughter Jesper can witness in person, and Kaz can hear next door.]

[bealufull]

I literally know where you sleep, Jesper Fahey, and every means of overcoming you.

[bestfuneralever]

~*~SPICY~*~

[bealufull]

NO.

[bestfuneralever]

but
hear me out
what if....

YES

[bealufull]

I can't hear you.

[bestfuneralever]

but u CAN ~*~READ~*~ ME
which is basicly the same thing

[bealufull]

If I choose to.

[itookashot]

By all means, overcome me or I might tell everyone about your new nickname.

[bealufull]

You will not, Jesper Fahey.

[itookashot]

Test me, Kazzle Dazzle.

[bealufull]

If you ever want to see me the way you want to, I will never heard that name cross your lips.

[itookashot]

Aw, baby, don't be like that.

[bealufull]

No. I will not be thinking about him in any moment when I'm close to you. No.

[itookashot]

I'm teasing, Kaz, I'd never.

Okay I'm lying I would.

But I won't.