@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[bealufull]

That is literally your subjective opinion. Not to mention all most have ever seen of me so easy targets.

[itookashot]

Okay I'm bringing you around and asking everyone if they think you are pretty, let's go.

[bealufull]

No. No that is not going to happen. No.

Also I'm not pretty at all.

[itookashot]

How dare you doubt me, Brekker!

[bealufull]

I will try and accept handsome if you insist.

I am not pretty.

[itookashot]

You can be both.

[bealufull]

Based on what?

[itookashot]

Based on my EXPERTISE.

[bealufull]

Oh. Of course. Your expertise.

So entirely biased then, understood.

[itookashot]

I am going to make out with you so hard the next time I see you. And tell you over and over how hot you are.

[bestfuneralever]

nope
its science my man
theres like a thousand studies on that shit back where im from
cheekbones like YOU'VE GOT? always more aesthetically pleasing to the eye
smthg abt symmetry i think???? dont rmbr
BUT IT IS FACT NOT JUST OPINON

(ur welcome 4 the backup Jesper)

[bealufull]

There is no science to that.
It's all by birth. It's not as if anyone does anything to make it happen. It's chance.

[ Okay, technically, for a short time it can be tailoring but they're not talking about that now. Or openly. Not as if his cheekbones are tailored, after all. ]

There's my worst nightmare come to life. You and Jesper teaming up.

i did it. i made that dumb nickname game-canon!!

[bestfuneralever]

nonono
im not saying ur choosing to make it happen
yeah its random genetics BUT!!
what ppl generally find aesthetically pleasing has a pattern

well now ur just putting ideas in our heads~
never know the chaos that might ensue
but now u have no1 but urself 2 blame, kazzle dazzle.

[bealufull]

[ He's going to say so much. So many things Klaus. And then there's just... ]

Pardon?!

[bestfuneralever]

[BRB, he's dying laughing for a few minutes at this reaction.]

which part lol

[bealufull]

You are quite aware which part. Do not pretend otherwise.

It's unbecoming to you and insulting to me... about as much as that name. What even is that?

[bestfuneralever]

i think my existence is p unbecoming of me
god sure seemed 2 think so the time i met her lol

idk man it just sounded good at the time
it has a nice flow
a good rhyme scheme

[bealufull]

By met god you mean what?

I miss home more right in this moment than I think I have the entire time I've been here. Home and the canal.
Why do I honestly not hate you?

[itookashot]

KAZZLE DAZZLE.

[shadowthief]

[There is no response.
Just laughter.
Laughter Jesper can witness in person, and Kaz can hear next door.]

[bealufull]

I literally know where you sleep, Jesper Fahey, and every means of overcoming you.

[bestfuneralever]

~*~SPICY~*~

[bealufull]

NO.

[itookashot]

By all means, overcome me or I might tell everyone about your new nickname.

[bealufull]

You will not, Jesper Fahey.