@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[ushiri]

Here's a conspiracy:

In the entire year I've been here, there's never been more than 4 women Summoned to Thorne at the same time.

[ Does he believe the Singularity, in it's divine power, chooses them? Yes. Does he still find the gender ratio funny? Absolutely.

Is he openly going to accuse Ambrose or the Queen of being responsible for all the attractive (gay) men in Thorne? No, but please, someone else do it. ]

[itookashot]

I wrote a book on how hot all the Summoned are. Viktor has it. I'm fairly certain for all the non-humans they are hot based on their own species so they're just continuing the hotness.

I have noticed that a lot of people are from a specific 'earth,' even if it's a different time period in that 'earth.'

[satanicpanics]

yeah quick question
how does the raccoon fit into this theory

[techmaturgy]

I'm not doing this again. Do you want a real answer or is this going to devolve into another argument about what constitutes attractiveness?

[bestfuneralever]

obvs hes here for the furry rep sweet summer child

[bestfuneralever]

lol but here u r anyway
real answers r fine
im all ears
errr eyes?????? w/e

[bestfuneralever]

no shit??? lmfao amazing!! i love that
hotness knows no bounds its true

yeah i wonder if theres a reason for that

[bestfuneralever]

ooh interestingggg
think the queen likes it that way?

[bealufull]

I suspect you're wrong on that assessment.

If nothing else, hotness is subjective.
You may think everyone is hot - which I doubt even you think - and not everyone would agree.
I know I wouldn't agree with that.

I personally think we benefit them in one way or another, even if we don't know how.

[blackeyedprince]

is it the queen or is it her high mage

[bestfuneralever]

ooh the plot THICKENS

[itookashot]

Hotness is NOT subjective. Objectively your cheekbones, eyes, and lips make you extremely sexy.

[itookashot]

Yeah I made this observation like a year ago, and I've been writing notes on all the newbies ever since. I have only been proven correct!

I guess if they're going to kidnap people why not make it a pretty package?

[itookashot]

Maybe he's a really hot raccoon to other raccoons.

[itookashot]

I have additions to the book.

[bestfuneralever]

ehhh maybe
but i wld be hard pressed 2 name a person i dont find attractive actly

well thats definitely true obvz
who WLDNT want ppl who are already adept at magic or have weird powers or crazy analytical minds on their team
but there can be multiple factors in their choosing!

[bestfuneralever]

i have yet to see an avg joe in our community
love that for us truly
all the pretty pretty people

may as well make sure ur captives are #aestheticallypleasing ig!

[itookashot]

Listen, if I was evil kidnapping people, and it was like 'hot interesting people' as an option, I'd be that shallow.

[bestfuneralever]

100% co-signed friend
no shame

🔒 Crows Only

[shadowthief]

When you're right, you're right...

[nadine_he_loves]

I'm pretty sure they use the same complex algorithm Drew Carey used to pick the winner of Whose Line.

But seriously, I'm not sure if it so much chooses a specific person as just...casts out a net and who gets grabbed gets grabbed. I know Thorne ends up with people they'd rather not - or used to, they'd lock them up. I know the locking up doesn't happen anymore, but I'd bet they're still just sort of getting whoever. And it's probably the same for the Free Cities and Solvunn.

🔒 Crows Only

[itookashot]

It's hilarious how oblivious he is to his obvious appeal.

[itookashot]

But I have to say, for the record, I am not a KID. I've lived through more shit at nineteen than most people do in their entire lives.

🔒 Crows Only

[shadowthief]

Which only makes him MORE attractive. It’s very distracting.

[satanicpanics]

oh yeah obviously

no idea what that means

[ No, Eddie, spare yourself. You're a pre-internet innocent. ]