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Klaus Hargreeves ([personal profile] bestfuneralever) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2023-07-27 05:47 am

@everyone

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)


[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
But we rather enjoy yours…

[Can he hear her laugh on the other side of the wall? Bright and beaming, like bottled sunshine if it had a sound.]

Oh, hush.
Learn to take a compliment.

And yet there you sit- well and alive regardless.
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-02 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You, Wraith, are welcome to enjoy them, thank you.

About my name being mocked? No thanks.

I sit here under the weight of it all. I might perish. You don't know I won't.


[ And here is Kazzle Dazzle Brekker, acting like a child. ]
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-02 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
How you manage to make everything sound like a business transaction will forever mystify me.

I meant about the cheekbones.
But you have to admit… the name is a little funny.

I’ll pray for you.

[She can make jokes, too, Mister.]
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Years of practice does wonders.

No. Not at all. Not even in the least.
It sounds like a stage performer, in sequins, and feathers.

SO NO.

I'm sure you will. I will expect nothing less than a shrine in my honor.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I think there's more to it.

Well, now you've put that image in our heads... and you have no one but yourself to blame...

What happened to "I'm no Saint"?
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh do tell. What is it then?

Of course it's in your head. All of these words are.

I never said the word saint, but I do want you spending the rest of time remembering me.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I just think it's more than you being a business man.
It's almost built in the way you think.
I don't need to remind you of a conversation... do I?

[Don't make her put the investment conversation in sparkling magic letters in front of everyone's eyes, Kaz...]

Oh, don't nitpick- you know what I mean.

You are not a person lent to forgetting, Kaz Brekker.
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[personal profile] bealufull 2023-08-03 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't think we were ever bringing up that conversation again.
I can't deny what you're saying though. It's what I know and who I am.

Oh I will absolutely nitpick in this moment.

One would think and yet it happens. Though I don't think you ever will.
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[personal profile] shadowthief 2023-08-03 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Long as you haven’t forgotten and you learned something, we won’t have to.

Rude.

No, I don’t think I could.

[More still: she doesn’t want to.]