@everyone

[bestfuneralever]

does any1 know what the deciding factor is 4 the mages dragging us in2 this world?
there doesnt seem 2 be much of a pattern…
we have just as many supernatural/superhero/magic types as not
theres adults as much as theres kids (sorry not sorry to all the teenagers: ur still just kids, deal w/ it)
so whats the common denominator
whats on their checklist

personally i think its a requirement 2 be super hot if ur summoned
every time we get together 4 some swanky party hosted by someone its like a fucking hollywood extravaganza
this is not a complaint but it IS weird right
like are we being fetishized by the natives???
(THAT gets real weird when u think abt the teenagers tho Y I K E S)

thoughts/opinions?
(do we think they even specifically get 2 choose who they pluck out of their lives or is it all at random?
magic is chaos, right??
come @ me research bros ik ur out there)

[Threadjack away! There are no rules & I’m not your mom!]

Comments

[itookashot]

How dare you doubt me, Brekker!

[bealufull]

I will try and accept handsome if you insist.

I am not pretty.

[itookashot]

You can be both.

[bealufull]

Based on what?

[itookashot]

Based on my EXPERTISE.

[bealufull]

Oh. Of course. Your expertise.

So entirely biased then, understood.

[itookashot]

I am going to make out with you so hard the next time I see you. And tell you over and over how hot you are.

[bealufull]

Two things.

One, that is literally impossible to do at the same time.
Two, you would be required to have the breath to speak.

[itookashot]

Okay, let's just agree that me kissing you is me communicating how hot you are.