to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[sonofacesius]

It's been so darn quiet without you Clarisse.

Was there some reason you couldn't walk him over to the clinic?

Also I'm making go bags for everyone. If Percy really is here, I'll include some bottles of salt water. No ambrosia here, so best I can do. That and some heavy vitamin tonics.

[demigoth]

I can walk myself to the clinic if someone tells me where the clinic is.

[sonofacesius]

Of course you can walk there yourself. But I'll come get you anyway. We just moved, so some people might not know where it is anyway if you ask.

[demigoth]

CLARISSE where are we so Will can come and get us?

[areou]

( helpfully, she describes where they are. )

Hope you've got a sturdy umbrella, Solace, it's looking pretty nasty out there

[areou]

I wouldn't want to ruin your dramatic reunion when you come find him and run into each other's arms or whatever

( also, she doesn't ... remember where the clinic is. she was a little worse for wear. stumbling in was kind of a coincidence. )

Someone told me they'd seen Percy and Annabeth, but I haven't been able to confirm

[sonofacesius]

Do you want me to do it in slow motion for you when I get there?

I'll make sure to put salt water bottles in everyone's pack then. Don't drink them. It's gross.

[areou]

This isn't Baywatch, Solace

I won't drink them, I'm not an idiot

[sonofacesius]

I could take my shirt off and it could be?

[areou]

Oh, gods, please don't
At least not in front of me
What you and Nico do in private is none of my business

Private

[demigoth]

WHY? PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS, LA RUE

[areou]

Relax, di Angelo
I didn't say anything that embarrassing

[demigoth]

Nobody needs to think about what anyone else is doing in private.

[ordinar]

[Okay, there's a lot going on here, but the thing that catches his attention is:]

Will, your boyfriend is here??

[sonofacesius]

Yup! Nico's here. And my dad. And apparently Percy and Annabeth. Haven't seen the two of them yet though.

I'd love for you to meet them sometime. All of them.

[ordinar]

That's great. He's lucky to have you here to help him adjust to everything.

I met Annabeth. Percy is the guy who's always with her?

[So he cleverly deduces from the heart-eyes doodle.]

I don't know if I'm qualified to meet a god.

[sonofacesius]

Yeah, Percy is the guy who is always with her. Separating those two is not a good idea. They're nice, don't worry.

[Unlike, say Clarisse who is not everyone's cup of tea.]

And so is Nico. Even if he doesn't always seem like it at first. And you are more than qualified to meet my dad. He's one of the nicer gods.

[And by nicer he means a lot less likely to turn you into a potted plant or fry you into a grease spot.]

[demigoth]

What did you tell them? As in, everyone?!

[sonofacesius]

That you're a nice person?

It's utterly horrifying I know. Totally spoils your image.

....And I'm totally broadcasting this arent I?

Sorry. I kind of forgot that?

Private

[demigoth]

Apollo has so much to answer for.

Re: Private

[sonofacesius]

For helping me spoil your despondent emo image?

Lemme see if I can get you a Vader costume or something. Maybe an extra swishy black robe.

[ordinar]

The last time I came in contact with a god, my skin started growing a weird fungus and I went totally insane.

So...as long as your dad doesn't do anything like that, it's cool.

[divasmio]

I won't, I promise :)

That sounds more like my brother Dionysus' area, anyway.

[sonofacesius]

Dad!

He's not wrong though. That's totally Mr. D's area.

[That and wine and partying. Judging from their last meet up Wille, you had that part down.]

....Dad. meet Wilhelm. He's over in Thorne. He helped me out when I spent too much time in Nocwich. It's this place without sunlight.

Thanks for that by the way. Needing to photosynthesize or whatever. Real cool.

[ordinar]

Oh. Hi.

Thanks for not turning me into mushroom fodder.