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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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demigoth: (111)

Ota threadjacking ok

[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I can find Solace on my own!!
Edited 2024-04-09 03:07 (UTC)
righteously: (¹⁵ Sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ Mᴀʀʏ (Gᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ Mᴀʀʏ))

ota; threadjacking welcome.

[personal profile] righteously 2024-04-09 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well.
This sure was a lot.
Art Shark's got a new bff, or a new arch nemesis.
Can we circle back to the part about demigods and Zeus for a hot second?
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[personal profile] nomnoms 2024-04-09 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don’t worry about the demigods.

But how do you know Ancient Greek?
righteously: (⁸ I sᴛɪʟʟ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴍᴀɴ)

[personal profile] righteously 2024-04-09 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Worrying about demigods is my job.

Magic.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Is your name Chiron?
kobes: ([:(] please kill me lmao)

ota threadjacking welcome

[personal profile] kobes 2024-04-09 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
This is NOT why I showed you how to use the network!
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threadjacking fine, etc, etc

[personal profile] satanicpanics 2024-04-09 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
wow
talk about a mood shift


[ Seriously, the last network message was about a guy dying horrifically, I'm-- ]

yeah
alright
whatever the hell mythomagic is??? i'll take that and raise you one D&D campaign
graveyard brooder sounds like the type
righteously: (¹⁰ 'Cᴀᴜsᴇ I'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ)

[personal profile] righteously 2024-04-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly.

( And you would not BELIEVE how tempting it is to make an immature joke about that question, but he's keeping his Business Face on. For now. By the skin of his teeth. )

Check the auto-signature.
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[personal profile] divasmio 2024-04-09 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
One might even say you'll find solace once you find Solace.

Oh, I'm not sure that pun works in Ancient Greek.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ His knowledge of the network is rudimentary, and he has no underlying social media savvy. ]

Yeah, so?! You could’ve made it say that.
righteously: (¹⁵ Iᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ ɪɴ ᴍᴇ)

[personal profile] righteously 2024-04-09 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
A little pro-tip, you pretty much only have two options with this magical text messaging thing. You get the auto-signature, or you concentrate to make it anonymous. Not much in between.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
It’s a tabletop game with cards and figures. I don’t play it anymore.

What the Hades is D&D?
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Then you’re not Chiron, and we’re not your concern.
righteously: (¹⁵ Sᴇᴀsᴏɴs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ)

[personal profile] righteously 2024-04-09 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure thing, fella.
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[personal profile] princessvegas 2024-04-09 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Can you shut the fuck up? No one needs shit clogging up their vision. We don't use the full broadcast except for important things. Not whatever the hell this is.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gods why - YOU SPEAK ANCIENT GREEK
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
bye
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[personal profile] divasmio 2024-04-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Fascinating. Who hired you for that job?
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[personal profile] satanicpanics 2024-04-09 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
oh so you ARE the type

[ See, he knows because he's also the type. ]

dungeons and dragons
tabletop game
cards and figures optional

why don't you play anymore?
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[personal profile] righteously 2024-04-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
ZipRecruiter.
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[personal profile] divasmio 2024-04-09 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. Speak, sing, recite, et cetera. But apparently my brain's still wired for punning in English, alas. :)

It's good to see you, Nico. I hope you're doing well, considering the circumstances.
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[personal profile] divasmio 2024-04-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Terribly sorry, but the nanny position's been made redundant now that they've got an adult relative here to be their legal guardian. I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.
righteously: (¹⁵ Rᴇᴅᴇғɪɴᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇss)

qq - what name would show up for apollo's auto network signature?

[personal profile] righteously 2024-04-09 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, this is more of an independent contractor situation, but good talk pal.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I woke up in a pond and I don’t have my sword. I tried to go home and fell asleep in a dune. I thought that was bad enough.

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