to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

Re: Private

[sonofacesius]

For helping me spoil your despondent emo image?

Lemme see if I can get you a Vader costume or something. Maybe an extra swishy black robe.

[demigoth]

You like my despondent emo image.

[sonofacesius]

I love your despondent emo image.

But you know, if you ever decide you want to swap that black swishy emo cloak for a neon blue on or something, that's okay too.

I want you to be you.

[demigoth]

I could pull off cyberpunk.

[sonofacesius]

You'd look pretty good in that actually. Not that I don't love your style already.

[Says the guy with absolutely no style who is probably wearing colors that clash and blinded the Aphrodite cabin.]

[demigoth]

SPEAKING OF STYLE

Swords. Where do I get one.

[sonofacesius]

You know, I haven't actually bought a weapon. I'm sure you can find one around in the markets though.

I did meet up with a guy named Geralt. He actually gets paid to fight monsters. I bet he'd know where to find a sword?

[demigoth]

Oh gods why not?

You can get paid to fight monsters?

[sonofacesius]

You know me, I'm not a great shot with a bow and honestly, I haven't found I needed one yet. I've been told it's more of a problem if you leave the city limits though. So. I haven't.

And I guess? I heard that from a couple people. Not sure if this is here or back in their world. We can find out?

[demigoth]

That's not true. You're better than half the kids at camp.

Now I want to know what's outside the city and how to get paid for fighting monsters. If I'm going to be stuck doing it anyway, we might as well get paid.

[sonofacesius]

Yeah, being better than like, Percy isn't really a self esteem booster, Nico.

Try hitting up Geralt or Dean. They used to fight monsters back at their world and they seem like they go out of town regularly.

[demigoth]

Is better than me an ego boost?

Geralt or Dean. I can do that.

[ He is very much going to walk right up to them one of these days. ]

[sonofacesius]

Hey, you are a fabulous ego boost no matter what.

Okay, I'll consider looking into getting a weapon.

[Vague enough for you Nico? A though occurred to him though]

Try Geralt first. He might be more receiptive. Although he's got a horse.

[Just in case. Since animals didn't always love Nico in the same way Will did.]

[demigoth]

So... not receptive.

[sonofacesius]

Just try and get him when he's not by the stables. He comes by the clinic sometimes.