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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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sonofacesius: (omg what?)

[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-25 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, being better than like, Percy isn't really a self esteem booster, Nico.

Try hitting up Geralt or Dean. They used to fight monsters back at their world and they seem like they go out of town regularly.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-27 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Is better than me an ego boost?

Geralt or Dean. I can do that.


[ He is very much going to walk right up to them one of these days. ]
sonofacesius: (smile)

[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-28 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you are a fabulous ego boost no matter what.

Okay, I'll consider looking into getting a weapon.

[Vague enough for you Nico? A though occurred to him though]

Try Geralt first. He might be more receiptive. Although he's got a horse.

[Just in case. Since animals didn't always love Nico in the same way Will did.]
demigoth: (021)

[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
So... not receptive.
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[personal profile] sonofacesius 2024-04-29 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Just try and get him when he's not by the stables. He comes by the clinic sometimes.