@everyone | dated to when the creatures started showing up

[thearchangel]

Hey, so - head's up. Not sure what's going on here, but if anyone sees a weird looking animal, four legs, two little arms coming out of the chest?

Watch your wallet.

I'm serious. Those things steal your credits - or whatever you're using as currency here. No clue how they do it. I mean, they're not dangerous, they're just irritating.

They're from our neck of the universe. I think humans call them "shifty-looking cows".

That's it. PSA from the milky way.

Comments

[earthborn]

...You're kidding.

[nadine_he_loves]

....

That sounds NOTHING like a cow.

[northerndragon]

Cows that steal your coin?

[He can't be seen by Garrus, but if he could, he could not look more baffled.]

[restingstitchface]

I cannot be only one who read "shifty-looking cows" as something different.

[Shitty-looking cows? Perhaps if he wasn't reading this at 1am.]

[respiting]

well that don't sound like any kinda cow i've heard of

how big are they? do they talk?