thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)
Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] thearchangel) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2023-07-23 07:19 pm

@everyone | dated to when the creatures started showing up

Hey, so - head's up. Not sure what's going on here, but if anyone sees a weird looking animal, four legs, two little arms coming out of the chest?

Watch your wallet.

I'm serious. Those things steal your credits - or whatever you're using as currency here. No clue how they do it. I mean, they're not dangerous, they're just irritating.

They're from our neck of the universe. I think humans call them "shifty-looking cows".

That's it. PSA from the milky way.
earthborn: (fought with sticks and stones)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-24 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Who's to say we don't? You don't usually see the Maw until it's biting your tank in half.

But you're right, it could be worse. It could be Klixen, or roving packs of rabid Varren or something. Still.
earthborn: (strategy without tactics)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-24 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I just had to say it, didn't I? One of these days I'll learn.

But hey, maybe something'll prove me wrong. Anything can happen.
earthborn: (where she has taken no precautions)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hell, while we're being optimistic, maybe that Varren from the Urdnot camp will show up.

Remember Urz? I liked that dog.
earthborn: (batton your hatches)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you're lucky you're cute, Vakarian.

Just for that, if Varren really are showing up, I'm keeping one. We could use an attack-dog.
earthborn: (has confidence in her men)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-30 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna name him Wrex.
earthborn: (Default)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-30 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
You just wanna see what would happen if the locals tried to argue with him about— hell, anything. When was the last time somebody won a fight with him? Virmire?

Tough old bastard. He'd take over this planet within the week.
earthborn: (to conduct espionage)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-30 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hardly any nuclear fallout or warring clans at all. Not even a Thresher Maw, yet. Maybe.
earthborn: (Default)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-30 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? As I recall, you got pretty good at fighting Thresher Maws on foot, the last couple of times.

We've been getting pretty lazy: I figure it's time we upped the ante.
earthborn: (has confidence in her men)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-30 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
What, you don't miss it at all? Coming to a big, round, flat spot and just...

...Not going around it?
earthborn: (like the well-timed swoop of a falcon)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-30 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
So? Did you die? Quit whining, you're fine.

Besides, why would they build the Mako like that if we were meant to go around stuff?
Edited 2023-07-30 07:13 (UTC)
earthborn: (now is the time to fight)

[personal profile] earthborn 2023-07-30 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know better.