@everyone | dated to when the creatures started showing up

[thearchangel]

Hey, so - head's up. Not sure what's going on here, but if anyone sees a weird looking animal, four legs, two little arms coming out of the chest?

Watch your wallet.

I'm serious. Those things steal your credits - or whatever you're using as currency here. No clue how they do it. I mean, they're not dangerous, they're just irritating.

They're from our neck of the universe. I think humans call them "shifty-looking cows".

That's it. PSA from the milky way.

Comments

[thearchangel]

Hah. Sure, I'll give it my best.

We do tend to defy odds left and right, back home.

[restingstitchface]

Sounds like you've lived an eventful life.

[thearchangel]

Definitely.

But that's life when you're a soldier, isn't it?

[restingstitchface]

Do you want my honest answer? I have no idea. I am a civilian, after all, but I have encountered plenty of veterans in my line of work.

Hopefully your world is supportive of soldiers once they have retired from service.

[Hope. He doesn't hold his breath.]

[thearchangel]

That's one of those complicated "varies by species" questions. My people, at least, usually have you serve somehow when you're younger, then you move on. Work in business, the sciences, open a cafe. Some people never leave.

So I guess military work's always in the public eye. Makes it hard to not look after retirees.

[restingstitchface]

Ah, it's part of your culture?

[That's the impression he's getting.]

[thearchangel]

Yeah. That's a good way of putting it.

We're very. Very military-oriented. That's probably the thing most races know about us, first thing.

[restingstitchface]

Does that ever become tiresome? People often prefer being appreciated for more than a cultural stereotype.

[thearchangel]

Well, yeah. But that's not going to keep some human civilian looking at me and going, 'oh yeah, turian, stick up his ass, got it'.

Galaxy's a big place. You get used to it or you're going to spend a hell of a lot of time picking fights.

[restingstitchface]

Indeed. The cold truth of reality.

Humanity cannot bear it. I suppose that holds true for Turians and everyone else, too.

[thearchangel]

Hey, at least sometimes, you get to bond over bad jokes about your respective people.

[restingstitchface]

Ah, how true.

Well, it's been a pleasure. We'll have to chat again sometime.

[thearchangel]

You too. Thanks.