@everyone | dated to when the creatures started showing up

[thearchangel]

Hey, so - head's up. Not sure what's going on here, but if anyone sees a weird looking animal, four legs, two little arms coming out of the chest?

Watch your wallet.

I'm serious. Those things steal your credits - or whatever you're using as currency here. No clue how they do it. I mean, they're not dangerous, they're just irritating.

They're from our neck of the universe. I think humans call them "shifty-looking cows".

That's it. PSA from the milky way.

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[earthborn]

[She had... genuinely never considered that.]

I've never considered that.

[And she never wants to consider it again.]

Look, if you wanna figure this out, be my guest. As far as I know, they were probably named by some random xeno-biologist that thought they were funny. Just don't blame me when anything you got in your pockets isn't there when you leave.

[princessvegas]

I'll pass. I got no interest in space critters. I was just pointing out that they can probably be milked.