open: everyone;

[emulsions]

[ This is the first time he's really doing this shit on this mind-imposed social network, so bear with him. ]

I'm a shitty judge of timing, so maybe this isn't...a good time, but—

I've got this batch of Twinkies. If you've never seen one, it's a 4-inch traditional sponge cake with a cream filling. Vanilla only. They're as close to store-bought as you're gonna get in this place.

If you've got a hankering for processed junk from home, I'll be at the Nocwich square handing them out whenever the doors open again.

...

Okay, that's all, thank you.

(( ooc: threadjacking welcome; if you reply, you can assume your character got a twinkie. feel free to spontaneously make other food requests. ))

Comments

[punctually]

[ hELLO ]

can i take the whole batch

[satanicpanics]

holy shit
yes ???
i swear, dude, you're heaven-sent or something
you just answered a prayer i've been putting out for two years

can you do cereal
like the really shitty kind

[infiniteban]

Oh man I'd fucking love a Twinkie! I'd even give up what little gold I have for some, but how's about trade? You want a little something-something extra? First real test of my version Abraxas weenut butter.

Okay well it's not weed it's some wackadoodle herbs from the commune and it's not peanut butter it's some shmancy smooth ass hazelnut butter.

But point is it should still get the trick done.





Probably.

[thoughts]

[ !!! ]

an ancient relic from earth-that-was. it's too bad the pizza man isn't here anymore, this would probably make him very happy.

[ushiri]

Could you make the cheap kind of nachos and "cheese".

[nomnoms]

NOM NOMS OK
:)

[ HE COMING FOR THOSE NOM NOMS NEXT MONTH ]

[monomachy]

I would be interested in trying one of these Twinkies. I've never heard of such a thing.

[tedandroses]

I think Not The Time is the best time to offer junk food, personally, definitely save me one.

[They’re not that crazy about Twinkies at home really, but without having had the option? Hell yeah. Plus home made is undoubtedly better.]

You don’t, uh, have any familiarity with the art of the fried (hand)pie, do you? Or pepperoni rolls?

[carmesi]

I hope you realize you opened a door that can never be closed again.

[funbreaker]

[ Thancred is just squinting at so many of these comments. There are a whole host of terms he's never heard before.

Ultimately, curiosity wins out over his better judgment. ]

A sponge cake with cream filling sounds normal enough. Why are you referring to it as "processed junk"? What does that even mean?

[divinityfrompain]

Oh my god are you kidding me? That is so exciting! Do you like apples? I live in an orchard, I can bring you a whole lot of them.

[aquaveiled]

This sounds lovely! Unless there's some sort of secret ingredient that makes it junk? Is the point to guess it? If so, then don't tell me.

[wiedzminka]

Only a fool would turn down free cake.

Well.

Unless you're charging for it.

always open to threadjacking;

[righteously]

Hey man
Just to go ahead and put it out there, I'll level with you
I'm about to get a little intense, and I'm sorry

but

I've been here
three
friggin
years

Please, for the love of god, save me a Twinkie
I would do just
horrible, horrible things for a Twinkie
you don't understand
horrible things

horrible

[sunnygoose]

Oh, these sound amazing! I haven't heard of them, but the description sounds pretty close to a Fancy Lad snack cake... you know, "A big delight in every bite!" One of the few processed, prepackaged foods that survived the fallout!

I'd love to try one. Artificial vanilla flavouring additive is one of my favorite flavours!

[thearchangel]

Twinkie?

That's actually a food? A real thing? And not a joke?

[inferiority_complex]

You made twinkies? How the hell did you make twinkies? Or did you like magic them up or something?

Do they taste any different without all the preservatives?

[ordinar]

[Help. He misread twinkies as...something else...and now he has to go bury himself in a hole and die.]

Twinkies?

Is that like an American thing?

[sophos]

Can I have two? One for me, one for someone else. He doesn't read this network much.
Also, I know you're probably getting bombarded with these - but can you make milkshakes?

[mathmetism]

thats confectionary black magic
youre a fucking wizard
i would like a pre-diabetes amount please
can you do those lil debbie cakes with the zebra stripes next?