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[emulsions]

[ This is the first time he's really doing this shit on this mind-imposed social network, so bear with him. ]

I'm a shitty judge of timing, so maybe this isn't...a good time, but—

I've got this batch of Twinkies. If you've never seen one, it's a 4-inch traditional sponge cake with a cream filling. Vanilla only. They're as close to store-bought as you're gonna get in this place.

If you've got a hankering for processed junk from home, I'll be at the Nocwich square handing them out whenever the doors open again.

...

Okay, that's all, thank you.

(( ooc: threadjacking welcome; if you reply, you can assume your character got a twinkie. feel free to spontaneously make other food requests. ))

Comments

[carmesi]

( could michael do that?? )

Then you really aren't willing to put up with the consequences of eating that kind of food.

( it's cheating, dean.

whatever. )

Do they not have pie in The Cities?

[righteously]

Has anyone ever told you you have judgey energy?

[carmesi]

No, but I know people think it.
I'm asking because we have pies in Solvunn. They might be worth trying.

[righteously]

I take it back, your energy's flawless

[carmesi]

Figures.

( make it right, dean )

[righteously]

I don't suppose you take pie bribes?
You in the market for anything in particular?

[carmesi]

( she will humor him )

What do you have to offer?

[righteously]

You want the real truth of it, I don't have all that much too offer. I'm pretty much just a guy with a sword and not a whole lot of other talents.

I got weird monster parts, if you're in the market?
I can frame a mean roof or tune up your engine, but somehow I don't think either of those things are on your list.

My expressive love language is acts of service, so if you got something you need done, lay it on me.

[carmesi]

That all might be helpful if I was in the same territory as you.

( but... )

I'll take the monster parts.

[righteously]

Deal.
You got any specific requests, or do you want a sampler platter?

[carmesi]

I'll use them for potions, so I'll take a sampler.
Do you have any specific requests for pies, or will a sampler platter do for you too?

[righteously]

Oh god yes, sampler platter please and thank you

[carmesi]

( you're ridiculous, dean. )

You're the Iron Man fanboy, aren't you?
I'll bring the pies to Nocwich.

[righteously]

Uhh
Maybe

( yes okay yeah it's him, he'd just really been hoping she didn't remember that

not his proudest moment )

It was a perfectly healthy, totally normal level of admiration and we don't need to talk about it

I'll see you there
Okie doke
Take care
Bye

[carmesi]

( oh, that's funny. )

Take care.