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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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cointosser: ([164 - S2])

[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-09 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Alucard. Bless your heart for thinking the majority of the voices in this discussion would ever seek out a library on purpose.
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I know this, yet live in hope.
cointosser: ([167 - S2])

[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Other men might call that futility.

Not me, obviously.

Obviously.
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-09 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously. And for no reason at all, I won't make pierogi this week.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-09 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That is COMPLETELY UNRELATED to this discussion at hand and, quite frankly, in some societies, could be defined as a method of emotional blackmail.
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-09 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you considered that perhaps you eat too many pierogi that you can't go a week without a new batch?

or you could just say that obviously other men would not consider it futile, and there's no pierogi shortage.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-09 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I would rather die than consider such a thing, thank you.

Now you've turned it into a debate on the sincerity of humanity's truths. Should I redact my quite factual statement for the sole pursuit of pleasure? Do you think me so simple and capricious a man?
cryptsleeper: <user name="malagraphic"> (THEY!!!)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-09 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You're about to lose dinosaur shape privileges.
cointosser: yikes, girl ([180 - S2])

[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-09 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Where does that rank compared to the hedgehog shapes?
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, apologies. All of the shapes.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
ABJECT, WRETCHED CRUELTY.
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
You were saying about hope and futility?
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I fear I've lost all reasonable grasp of meaning of the word "hope".
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
You know what you need to say to regain pierogi privilages.

And then we can discuss the very valid philosophical points you brought up while I stuff the dough. I was thinking about strawberry jam?

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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
While I'm sure the sincerity in which I can be compared to one's sphincter is debatable, I don't see what that has to do with anything. Are you lacking legs?
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't... is that a real word? I feel like you've just thought of some letters.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-11 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
You've lost me, to be honest. Usually we call that illiteracy. There's a difference?

[An actual question. This is actually interesting -- perhaps another difference between those of separate spheres?]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-11 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[This does bring to mind some of the people he's met on his travels. Not the reading part, in particular, but difficulties in other things -- in speech, or with writing. It always occurred to him to be the nature of one's propensity for practice, or for learning, but --

Huh. Fascinating.]


I see. Despite your, er, fiery disposition, I do appreciate the explanation. I imagine this method of messaging is particularly vexing. Unfortunately, it is our safest route of communication, as the native people of this world are incapable of seeing it.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-19 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I, for one, certainly do not even know what Greek is, so it would be quite impossible! Though I admit, I feel like I have heard it is all "Greek [to me]," but I did not ask what "it all" is.