to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[cointosser]

And? I was still far funnier twenty years ago.

And I've those same twenty years of experience with someone far more dour than you.

[cryptsleeper]

Oh, to have met you twenty years ago and be able to provide real judgement to that statement.

True enough. Does that someone ever laugh, by the way?

[cointosser]

Unfortunately for you, you'll never be able to. I would've had you swept off your feet in an instance.

Last I was on the Continent, Ciri and I were working on his smiling. Laughing was to be the next lesson once he'd successfully completed the first course... you can imagine we didn't get very far.

[cryptsleeper]

Perhaps. Perhaps not. I think I met you exactly when I needed to the most.

And you clearly haven't resumed lessons. Perhaps since we're all stuck in due to the rain?

[cointosser]

Then I am never the more glad I invited you to my vineyard that day.

Ugh, you know how much harder it'll be when we live with him? We'll be feeling the effects of his failure on the daily.