clarisse "fuck you" la rue (
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abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm
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Entry tags:
- achilles; the hierophant,
- alucard; the hierophant,
- annabeth chase; the high priestess,
- apollo; the star,
- castiel; the hanged man,
- clarisse la rue; the chariot,
- dean winchester; the lovers,
- diana prince; the empress,
- eddie munson; the devil,
- geralt of rivia; the hanged man,
- haelva lueltar; the magician,
- himeka sui; the fool,
- jacob frye; the sun,
- jaskier; the sun,
- jesper fahey; the wheel of fortune,
- jinora; the world,
- julia wicker; the tower,
- julie lawry; the wheel of fortune,
- kell maresh; the magician,
- koby; death,
- nanaue; the fool,
- nico di angelo; death,
- percy jackson; the lovers,
- prince wilhelm; the tower,
- rocket; the chariot,
- teddy roberts; death,
- will solace; the empress,
- zagreus; the chariot
to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo
( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )
WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER
( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )

( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )
↖ BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!
ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN
( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )

— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES
( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.
ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all gohog boar wild. 🫡 )
WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER
( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )

( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )
↖ BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!
ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN
( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )

— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES
( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.
ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go
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Now you've turned it into a debate on the sincerity of humanity's truths. Should I redact my quite factual statement for the sole pursuit of pleasure? Do you think me so simple and capricious a man?
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And then we can discuss the very valid philosophical points you brought up while I stuff the dough. I was thinking about strawberry jam?
private to these two bc geralt knows not to attract attention from the peanut gallery.
He's particular about your hedgehogs.
[ Is he stirring shit up? Possibly, but the storms have left him with something that comes very close to cabin fever. ]
i mean these two are a peanut gallery unto themselevs
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yeah but they're his peanuts.
gonna be his peanut for the next 800 years too
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Strawberry does sound rather good, however...
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Alas, I might have to eat them all by myself if I decide to make them.
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( not here )
He's plenty funny, tyvm! ]
(not commenting either)
( still not here )
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Or at least know me well enough to understand that most of what I'm observing here does not make me laugh.
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