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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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cointosser: ([086 - S2])

[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-09 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I would rather die than consider such a thing, thank you.

Now you've turned it into a debate on the sincerity of humanity's truths. Should I redact my quite factual statement for the sole pursuit of pleasure? Do you think me so simple and capricious a man?
cryptsleeper: <user name="malagraphic"> (THEY!!!)

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-09 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You're about to lose dinosaur shape privileges.
cointosser: yikes, girl ([180 - S2])

[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-09 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Where does that rank compared to the hedgehog shapes?
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, apologies. All of the shapes.
cointosser: ([196 - S3])

[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
ABJECT, WRETCHED CRUELTY.
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
You were saying about hope and futility?
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I fear I've lost all reasonable grasp of meaning of the word "hope".
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
You know what you need to say to regain pierogi privilages.

And then we can discuss the very valid philosophical points you brought up while I stuff the dough. I was thinking about strawberry jam?
gynvael: (ml: 006)

private to these two bc geralt knows not to attract attention from the peanut gallery.

[personal profile] gynvael 2024-04-10 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
You should drive a harder bargain.
He's particular about your hedgehogs.


[ Is he stirring shit up? Possibly, but the storms have left him with something that comes very close to cabin fever. ]
cryptsleeper: <user name="malagraphic"> (wreck with great glee)

i mean these two are a peanut gallery unto themselevs

[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? I didn't know the like was that strong.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't listen to Geralt, he's clearly lying through his teeth.
gynvael: (192)

yeah but they're his peanuts.

[personal profile] gynvael 2024-04-10 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Am I.
cointosser: (Default)

gonna be his peanut for the next 800 years too

[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
YES. THAT'S WHY I SAID IT.
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
OK but which shape is his least favorite?
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-04-10 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I've not been graced with that information.

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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, absolutely NO ONE asked for your commentary! Get out of here! I thought you hardly ever looked at these bloody messages in the first place!
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[personal profile] gynvael 2024-04-10 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ They're probably sitting across the table from each other. ]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Jaskier throws a raspberry at his face for emphasis.]
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an honest man, Alucard! And far stronger than you know!

Strawberry does sound rather good, however...
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
A strawberry hedgehog, even.

Alas, I might have to eat them all by myself if I decide to make them.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you such a cruel mistress? Are we not friends?
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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly? Because this is the right level of stupid drama I can handle right now and you're protesting perfectly.
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[personal profile] cointosser 2024-04-10 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, you've got a point. I may be as talkative as the demigod (?) children, but I'm far more funny.
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[personal profile] seaweedbrain 2024-04-10 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Not here but very offended by this comment.

He's plenty funny, tyvm! ]

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[personal profile] cryptsleeper 2024-04-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You're also older and more sophisticated in wit.

Or at least know me well enough to understand that most of what I'm observing here does not make me laugh.

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