to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[cointosser]

I would rather die than consider such a thing, thank you.

Now you've turned it into a debate on the sincerity of humanity's truths. Should I redact my quite factual statement for the sole pursuit of pleasure? Do you think me so simple and capricious a man?

[cryptsleeper]

You're about to lose dinosaur shape privileges.

[cointosser]

Where does that rank compared to the hedgehog shapes?

[cryptsleeper]

Oh, apologies. All of the shapes.

[cointosser]

ABJECT, WRETCHED CRUELTY.

[cryptsleeper]

You were saying about hope and futility?

[cointosser]

I fear I've lost all reasonable grasp of meaning of the word "hope".

[cryptsleeper]

You know what you need to say to regain pierogi privilages.

And then we can discuss the very valid philosophical points you brought up while I stuff the dough. I was thinking about strawberry jam?

private to these two bc geralt knows not to attract attention from the peanut gallery.

[gynvael]

You should drive a harder bargain.
He's particular about your hedgehogs.

[ Is he stirring shit up? Possibly, but the storms have left him with something that comes very close to cabin fever. ]

i mean these two are a peanut gallery unto themselevs

[cryptsleeper]

Oh? I didn't know the like was that strong.

[cointosser]

Don't listen to Geralt, he's clearly lying through his teeth.

yeah but they're his peanuts.

[gynvael]

Am I.

gonna be his peanut for the next 800 years too

[cointosser]

YES. THAT'S WHY I SAID IT.

[cryptsleeper]

OK but which shape is his least favorite?

[gynvael]

I've not been graced with that information.

[cointosser]

Oi, absolutely NO ONE asked for your commentary! Get out of here! I thought you hardly ever looked at these bloody messages in the first place!

[gynvael]

[ They're probably sitting across the table from each other. ]

[cointosser]

[Jaskier throws a raspberry at his face for emphasis.]

[cointosser]

I'm an honest man, Alucard! And far stronger than you know!

Strawberry does sound rather good, however...

[cryptsleeper]

A strawberry hedgehog, even.

Alas, I might have to eat them all by myself if I decide to make them.

[cointosser]

Why are you such a cruel mistress? Are we not friends?

[cryptsleeper]

Honestly? Because this is the right level of stupid drama I can handle right now and you're protesting perfectly.

[cointosser]

All right, you've got a point. I may be as talkative as the demigod (?) children, but I'm far more funny.

( not here )

[seaweedbrain]

[ Not here but very offended by this comment.

He's plenty funny, tyvm! ]

[cryptsleeper]

You're also older and more sophisticated in wit.

Or at least know me well enough to understand that most of what I'm observing here does not make me laugh.