to all;

[righteously]

Alright everybody, shut up for a minute and listen. Put down your wands, your swords, and your dirty parchment magazines.

We might be in Abraxas, but tonight you're all honorary Americans. It's the Fourth of Freakin' July somewhere, and I'll be damned if we don't eat hot dogs and blow some crap up the way the good lord intended.

Today's all about freedom, beer, and Bruce Springsteen.

Our party queen her majesty Madam Julie's hosting a shindig in the Horizon. We're covering all the greatest hits. Booze, swimming pools, the Meat Man running the grill, and

of course

Big ass illegal fireworks at the end. Be there or get your tea dumped into the harbor. No taxation without representation.



Oh, by the way, unrelated question
Any of you inventor-types got a minute to cobble me together a tattoo gun? It's important.

God bless America.

( notes: Julie's party log can be found here! All of Dean's comments are public. Threadjacking is highly encouraged if whoever you're tagging is cool with it. )

Comments

[frontlinetitties]

Two questions.
What is a firework, and will there be dessert?

[princessvegas]

It's a fucking magical explosion of color, and yes.

[frontlinetitties]

Is it loud?
And hell yes, count me in then.

[princessvegas]

Loud? You can hear fireworks for miles.

[righteously]

A firework is the best damn thing you haven't seen in your entire life. I'm not gonna spoil the surprise. Thank me later.


There's gonna be so many different kinds of pie your head'll explode, I can tell you that right now.

[frontlinetitties]

Consider me convinced, I'll be there.

I mean you had me at 'meat', but what can I say.
I have a sweet tooth.

[hextechhead]

Hello, I can make you a tattoo gun.

-Jayce Talis

[righteously]

Awesome
How much do I owe you? What's the ETA?

You're in Cadens, right?

[hextechhead]

Yes, I work at Lee's blacksmithy, it is not that far from Mag's Inn, closer to the merchant store section.

I should have enough supplies to start it now, I've seen them back home so I know the general design, it shouldn't be hard. It'll be a fun reprieve from doing many blades. Not sure the price yet, I give all the Summoned a 15% discount regardless so let me see what supplies I have to use first.

-Jayce Talis

[itookashot]

I don't know what most of this means but YES PARTY!

[righteously]

That's the spirit

[ordinar]

Is anything actually illegal in the horizon?

[princessvegas]

No, but we can show you all the stuff that should be.

[ordinar]

Short of, like, murder and kidnapping I hope.

Sure, I'll be an honorary American for a night.

[earthborn]

I have never in my life paid taxes of any kind, representation or otherwise— but, Hell, I'm always up for a good explosion.

[princessvegas]

Our whole country was founded on the idea of rich white guys not paying their taxes. But we kicked the ass of the most powerful kingdom in modern history with just a bunch of scrappy militias, so the celebration is just a day of fire and drinking.

[earthborn]

Well, speaking as someone who's spent a lot of rich asshole's money, and destroyed or stolen a lot of rich asshole's property...


...I will drink to that.

[carmesi]

What is "America"?

[she. is joking, of course.]

[righteously]

It's a country made up of pissed off rednecks, overpriced gas, and big ass guns.

But hey, at least it ain't Canada.

[carmesi]

I've heard of Canada.
So, what places should I see if I ever go to America?

[gynvael]

Meat man.
Is that an official title?

[righteously]

You're damn straight it is

[shadowthief]

Why would anyone dump tea in the harbor? That's an awful waste, don't you think?

[princessvegas]

Because the country the tea came from was overtaxing us on it and we weren't being listened to. So we threw their shit in the harbor. No taxation without representation, bitches.

[shadowthief]

So NOT a waste of tea, but an act of rebellion against merchers lining their pockets with money of the common class? I can get behind that.