to all;

[righteously]

Alright everybody, shut up for a minute and listen. Put down your wands, your swords, and your dirty parchment magazines.

We might be in Abraxas, but tonight you're all honorary Americans. It's the Fourth of Freakin' July somewhere, and I'll be damned if we don't eat hot dogs and blow some crap up the way the good lord intended.

Today's all about freedom, beer, and Bruce Springsteen.

Our party queen her majesty Madam Julie's hosting a shindig in the Horizon. We're covering all the greatest hits. Booze, swimming pools, the Meat Man running the grill, and

of course

Big ass illegal fireworks at the end. Be there or get your tea dumped into the harbor. No taxation without representation.



Oh, by the way, unrelated question
Any of you inventor-types got a minute to cobble me together a tattoo gun? It's important.

God bless America.

( notes: Julie's party log can be found here! All of Dean's comments are public. Threadjacking is highly encouraged if whoever you're tagging is cool with it. )

Comments

[princessvegas]

Haha, are you fucking kidding me? Baseball is like five hours of mostly just guys standing around. Half the time, they just fucking WALK between bases. Like I said, it's fine if you're actually in the stadium, you can have a good time with $15 beers, but at home? No thanks.

At least the NFL put on a good show once a year. MLB didn't even try.

[righteously]

Okay
I can't
I can't with you
You're lucky I love grill, that's all I'm saying

[princessvegas]

[ She's actually laughing out loud. This is so dumb. ]

Oh yeah? If you didn't love it, then what? Gonna make me watch baseball Clockwork Orange style?

[righteously]

If by "make" you mean graciously bequeath upon you the gift that is the joy of baseball Clockwork Orange style

Maybe

[princessvegas]

Can't you just beat me to death with a bat instead? I mean, have a heart.

[righteously]

You're getting a vegan hotdog

[princessvegas]

That's not the threat you think it is.

[ She is, after all, from the time of good plant-based protein. ]

his only answer is this face for a full minute, score — julie:1 dean:0

[righteously]

he'll never know which patties she provided are Beyond burgers

[princessvegas]