to all;

[righteously]

Alright everybody, shut up for a minute and listen. Put down your wands, your swords, and your dirty parchment magazines.

We might be in Abraxas, but tonight you're all honorary Americans. It's the Fourth of Freakin' July somewhere, and I'll be damned if we don't eat hot dogs and blow some crap up the way the good lord intended.

Today's all about freedom, beer, and Bruce Springsteen.

Our party queen her majesty Madam Julie's hosting a shindig in the Horizon. We're covering all the greatest hits. Booze, swimming pools, the Meat Man running the grill, and

of course

Big ass illegal fireworks at the end. Be there or get your tea dumped into the harbor. No taxation without representation.



Oh, by the way, unrelated question
Any of you inventor-types got a minute to cobble me together a tattoo gun? It's important.

God bless America.

( notes: Julie's party log can be found here! All of Dean's comments are public. Threadjacking is highly encouraged if whoever you're tagging is cool with it. )

Comments

[princessvegas]

I am not. I just had the same high school classes as everyone else. Plus, like, who doesn't know that basic shit? You gonna tell me you don't know why we had the Civil War next?

I'm also REALLY good at bar trivia.

[righteously]

I wouldn't know, I dropped out of high school
But I do know plenty about war, you got me there

What kinda bar trivia are we talking? Trivial Pursuit or pop culture?

[princessvegas]

I didn't get like straight As or anything, but my mama would've kicked my ass up and down the block if I tried to drop out.

Pop culture especially, but I can do Trivial Pursuit too. Sports are my weak spot.

[righteously]

Yeah, my dad was on the total other end of that spectrum. He yanked me out of school more than I was ever in it.

Baseball, basketball, or football? There's a right answer.

[princessvegas]

I think it was like, one quarter that she cared about education, and three quarters that she was afraid of what I'd get up to if I didn't have something eating up eight hours of the day.

Personally? Football. Baseball's good if you can go in person, but boring as shit on TV. Basketball is only worth watching the last two minutes of.

[righteously]

Impressive
Two out of three wrong

Come on, you're telling me football's more entertaining than baseball? They stop the clock every ninety seconds to stand around and jerk off.

( If you couldn't tell, ya boi's a baseball fan. )

[princessvegas]

Haha, are you fucking kidding me? Baseball is like five hours of mostly just guys standing around. Half the time, they just fucking WALK between bases. Like I said, it's fine if you're actually in the stadium, you can have a good time with $15 beers, but at home? No thanks.

At least the NFL put on a good show once a year. MLB didn't even try.

[righteously]

Okay
I can't
I can't with you
You're lucky I love grill, that's all I'm saying

[princessvegas]

[ She's actually laughing out loud. This is so dumb. ]

Oh yeah? If you didn't love it, then what? Gonna make me watch baseball Clockwork Orange style?

[righteously]

If by "make" you mean graciously bequeath upon you the gift that is the joy of baseball Clockwork Orange style

Maybe

[princessvegas]

Can't you just beat me to death with a bat instead? I mean, have a heart.

[righteously]

You're getting a vegan hotdog

[princessvegas]

That's not the threat you think it is.

[ She is, after all, from the time of good plant-based protein. ]

his only answer is this face for a full minute, score — julie:1 dean:0

[righteously]

he'll never know which patties she provided are Beyond burgers

[princessvegas]