To: Everyone

[freightcars]

Quick survey:
1 - What do you do for work here?
2 - What did you do back home?
3 - What's your skillset?

( note: personally, I'm cool with threadjacking in my posts as long as the other person is too, go to town. )

Comments

[princessvegas]

Jaskier's already famous. You help talk Mag into spending the gold, I'll plan it.

Not enough cowboys. Not one of you fucks even bothers with spurs.

[falcony]

WHAT IF I BACK IT.
ILL GET YOU THE GOLD AND THE GOAL AND YOU PLAN?
HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED

THERE COULD BE COWBOYS
GERALTS PRETTY MUCH ALREADY GOT THE JOHNNY CASH THING GOING ALREADY
AND IM PRETTY SURE I COULD TALK DEAN INTO SPURS

[princessvegas]

Depends on what kind of party it is. Decorations, food, drinks. Good thing about being friends with a musician is that entertainment's always free. Also I don't really know how much most stuff costs here.

Geralt wishes he could be Johnny Cash. I think I only ever talked to Dean once, like this. Not in person. Can he pull off The Man with No Name?

[righteously]

You bet your ass he could.

[falcony]

DEAN SERIOUS QUESTION
DO YOU ALREADY OWN A COWBOY HAT AND SPURS
OR DO WE NEED TO GET YOU A PAIR

[righteously]

I left my cowboy hat in my other universe

[princessvegas]

What about the poncho?

[righteously]

It's a serape




but yes

[princessvegas]

Well, now you have a uniform, soon as Sam forces you into it. Lucky you.

[righteously]

You're saying this like cowboys aren't badass
I'll wear a serape
I'll wear a serape right now

[princessvegas]

Do you own a serape? It's just big talk if you don't have a serape to put on right this second.

[righteously]

Where the hell am I supposed to find a serape?

[princessvegas]

Ask Sam, he's the one who called it the wild west. He should know where the serape store is.

[righteously]

Wilson
Where's the damn serape store?

[falcony]

ITS THE WILD WEST NOT DISNEYWORLD
YOU GOTTA FIND SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU ONE
CUSTOM AND ALL THAT SHIT
I COULD PROB ASK MAG FOR A RECOMMENDATION THO

ALSO ASK GERALT
HE GOT HIS SOUTHERN-GOTHIC-ASS LOOKIN SCARF MADE SOMEWHERE

[righteously]

Gerald
Where's the serape store?

[princessvegas]

Y'all leave him alone. You know he's not gonna have any idea what we're talking about.

[righteously]

Hey, you never know
He knows what pizza is now, we're getting somewhere

Maybe Witchers wear serapes.

[righteously]

Nevermind
Witchers don't wear serapes.

[princessvegas]

I'm shocked.

[ Like finding out the sky is blue. ]

[falcony]

YOU CANT TELL ME HE WOULDNT WEAR ONE IF HE KNEW WHAT IT WAS, THO
ITS BASICALLY WHAT HE WEARS ALREADY

[gynvael]

[ Geralt has, without a doubt, been watching this entire exchange. He's also been distinctly ignoring it because he's halfway up a rock somewhere. Does he know what in the hell a serape is? No. He also doesn't care. ]

How the fuck would I know.

[righteously]

Thanks, good lookin out

( sad trombone )

[falcony]

[ r i p ]

[gynvael]

Haven't either of you better things to attend to.