To: Everyone

[freightcars]

Quick survey:
1 - What do you do for work here?
2 - What did you do back home?
3 - What's your skillset?

( note: personally, I'm cool with threadjacking in my posts as long as the other person is too, go to town. )

Comments

[princessvegas]

What about the poncho?

[righteously]

It's a serape




but yes

[princessvegas]

Well, now you have a uniform, soon as Sam forces you into it. Lucky you.

[righteously]

You're saying this like cowboys aren't badass
I'll wear a serape
I'll wear a serape right now

[princessvegas]

Do you own a serape? It's just big talk if you don't have a serape to put on right this second.

[righteously]

Where the hell am I supposed to find a serape?

[princessvegas]

Ask Sam, he's the one who called it the wild west. He should know where the serape store is.

[righteously]

Wilson
Where's the damn serape store?

[falcony]

ITS THE WILD WEST NOT DISNEYWORLD
YOU GOTTA FIND SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU ONE
CUSTOM AND ALL THAT SHIT
I COULD PROB ASK MAG FOR A RECOMMENDATION THO

ALSO ASK GERALT
HE GOT HIS SOUTHERN-GOTHIC-ASS LOOKIN SCARF MADE SOMEWHERE

[righteously]

Gerald
Where's the serape store?

[princessvegas]

Y'all leave him alone. You know he's not gonna have any idea what we're talking about.

[righteously]

Hey, you never know
He knows what pizza is now, we're getting somewhere

Maybe Witchers wear serapes.

[righteously]

Nevermind
Witchers don't wear serapes.

[princessvegas]

I'm shocked.

[ Like finding out the sky is blue. ]

[falcony]

YOU CANT TELL ME HE WOULDNT WEAR ONE IF HE KNEW WHAT IT WAS, THO
ITS BASICALLY WHAT HE WEARS ALREADY

[righteously]

Right??

[princessvegas]

He barely gets cold in the snow. Why would he wear a serape in the desert?

He'd probably just cover Roach with it.

[falcony]

THEYRE TO BLOCK OUT THE SUN
PROTECT THAT PORCELAIN SKIN OF HIS
BUT ALSO
ROACH DESERVES A SERAPE
100%

[gynvael]

[ Geralt has, without a doubt, been watching this entire exchange. He's also been distinctly ignoring it because he's halfway up a rock somewhere. Does he know what in the hell a serape is? No. He also doesn't care. ]

How the fuck would I know.

[righteously]

Thanks, good lookin out

( sad trombone )

[falcony]

[ r i p ]

[gynvael]

Haven't either of you better things to attend to.

[righteously]

Hey, I can multitask
Keep up, buttercup

( so... no. )

[falcony]

PLUS- YOURE DEFINITELY BORED
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANSWERED IF YOU WEREN'T

[gynvael]

It's a dull climb.
Jaskier enjoys fine fabrics. Ask him.

[ This is getting passed all the way down the line. ]