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Quick survey:
1 - What do you do for work here?
2 - What did you do back home?
3 - What's your skillset?

( note: personally, I'm cool with threadjacking in my posts as long as the other person is too, go to town. )

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You bet your ass he could.

DEAN SERIOUS QUESTION
DO YOU ALREADY OWN A COWBOY HAT AND SPURS
OR DO WE NEED TO GET YOU A PAIR

Edited 2022-04-06 18:01 (UTC)

I left my cowboy hat in my other universe

What about the poncho?

It's a serape

but yes

Well, now you have a uniform, soon as Sam forces you into it. Lucky you.

You're saying this like cowboys aren't badass
I'll wear a serape
I'll wear a serape right now

Do you own a serape? It's just big talk if you don't have a serape to put on right this second.

Where the hell am I supposed to find a serape?

Ask Sam, he's the one who called it the wild west. He should know where the serape store is.

Wilson
Where's the damn serape store?

ITS THE WILD WEST NOT DISNEYWORLD
YOU GOTTA FIND SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU ONE
CUSTOM AND ALL THAT SHIT
I COULD PROB ASK MAG FOR A RECOMMENDATION THO

ALSO ASK GERALT
HE GOT HIS SOUTHERN-GOTHIC-ASS LOOKIN SCARF MADE SOMEWHERE

Gerald
Where's the serape store?

Y'all leave him alone. You know he's not gonna have any idea what we're talking about.

Hey, you never know
He knows what pizza is now, we're getting somewhere

Maybe Witchers wear serapes.

Nevermind
Witchers don't wear serapes.

I'm shocked.

[ Like finding out the sky is blue. ]

YOU CANT TELL ME HE WOULDNT WEAR ONE IF HE KNEW WHAT IT WAS, THO
ITS BASICALLY WHAT HE WEARS ALREADY

Right??

He barely gets cold in the snow. Why would he wear a serape in the desert?

He'd probably just cover Roach with it.

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falcony - 2022-04-08 17:08 (UTC) - Expand

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princessvegas - 2022-04-08 17:13 (UTC) - Expand

[ Geralt has, without a doubt, been watching this entire exchange. He's also been distinctly ignoring it because he's halfway up a rock somewhere. Does he know what in the hell a serape is? No. He also doesn't care. ]

How the fuck would I know.

Thanks, good lookin out

( sad trombone )

[ r i p ]

Haven't either of you better things to attend to.

Hey, I can multitask
Keep up, buttercup

( so... no. )