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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Pagliacci gods? We should probably leave them alone. I bet they get mad when nobody gets the joke.
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[personal profile] divinityfrompain 2024-04-09 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it 100% wants us to get the joke. It recently was messing around with people's domains adding sparklers and taking a version of selfies with it.

We're just not sure if the Singularity is mad because the god is running around inside it and it can't stop him. That does give some theory that he hasn't been around for awhile. The zealot I talked to in Solvunn said he rarely shows up or is called upon by people because of how capricious he is.