to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[seaweedbrain]

I mean that's pretty big news, dude.

I always thought

[ Uh, yeah, actually you know what, he's not gonna continue that train of thought. Sometimes he does have two brain cells to rub together. ]

Congrats?

[demigoth]

[ No, please, continue. ]

You always thought what? Are we doing this again?

[seaweedbrain]

Doing what again?

[demigoth]

This conversation. Don’t make me keep telling you you’re not my type.

[seaweedbrain]

Uhh what?

Gods no, I didn't think that you

that I was

[ Seriously, look at him, he would never think he was anyone's type, unless that type was premium half-blood monster chow. ]

Okay you know what can we just strike this whole convo from the record and start with the 'congrats' part?

[demigoth]

No. We can’t cause you’re being weird. You knew. The whole camp knew. So quit it.

[seaweedbrain]

I mean I suspected the other stuff but the actual boyfriend part was news to me.

Like, good news! But news.

I'll stop being weird though, promise.

[ jk this is soo awkward.

Annabeth help — ]

[areou]

Keep digging that ditch, Jackson, you might reach Atlantis at the rate you're going

[demigoth]

I’d say something about him and Annabeth, but Annabeth’s cool.

[sophos]

He's not being obtuse.

Neither of us knew.

Congratulations?

[demigoth]

That’s not right.

Hey guys I don’t think it’s really them.

[sophos]

Why would I lie about that?

[demigoth]

I don’t know? Will thinks a time god is involved. When’s the last time you saw me?

[sophos]

At the top of the open chasm.

[ you know. The Chasm. a one way trip, a very hard fall. ]

[demigoth]

[ ............ ]

Everything will be OK.

private

[sophos]

[ you know what, annabeth is reading and learning and she is REALIZING how much of this is just, like, out there for people to see, and she's gleaned the fact that if you concentrate hard enough, you can make it not do that. and she really doesn't want the entire fucking world knowing her tartarus business especially so she's gonna test this out on nico. ]

[ LOCK IT DOWN. ]

I know we made it out.

That's what I remember last, right before I woke up in this place. Falling out of the stupid elevator for the Doors.

[demigoth]

Then you've got everything you need to know.

[sophos]

No I don't.

[ but when does she ever. ]

But I don't know if I want all of the rest yet. I think I need a nap first. You guys were there waiting at the other side though, right?

Private to Nico

[sonofacesius]

Nico, I think they just got back from Bob.....

[demigoth]

But that’s impossible. They’ve been back for over a year. They’re in New Rome. We talked to them a week ago.

[sonofacesius]

And we just got kidnapped through space and time, someone had enough power to bring multiple deities here and a couple angels. Nothing's impossible if you know how to break the rules.

You and I got out of Tartarus remember? Technically impossible.

[demigoth]

I hate everything about this not named Will.

Maybe Clarisse. Is she fighting a shark?

[ Not talking about Tartarus just yet. ]

[sonofacesius]

[Alright, we'll take the talking slow then.]

A shark and one of my bosses friends. Something about a dual to the death. You know, the usual.

[demigoth]

The one who writes like what if Clarisse dotted her Is with hearts?

You might need a new boss.

[sonofacesius]

Nadine is cool. I'm sure Julie is too.

She seems a lot like Clarisse, yeah.