to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

[areou]

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

↖  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY
CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN

( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡 )

Comments

[areou]

AT LAST, MY MORTAL ENEMY APPEARETH! ART SHARK!
DROP YOUR FIN AND SURRENDER!

( she's assuming this is art shark, anyway. could easily be some other rando drawing pictures, but she's taking a wild guess. )

[nomnoms]

GOOD AR T

: )

[seaweedbrain]

Are you seriously a shark?

[nomnoms]

ME NANAUE

[seaweedbrain]

[ Yes he knows it's a drawing, but. ]

Dude, you look awesome. The hat's a nice touch.

[ He's also sincerely hoping he isn't being punked right now, 'cause it's one thing to be shunned by the horses, but the rest of the sea creatures??? ]

Anyway hi Nanaue, I'm Percy.

[nomnoms]

SO MANY HAT
:)

H ELLO PERCY

WANT HAT?

[seaweedbrain]

Yeah, I'd love a hat.

[nomnoms]

YOU GO SOLVUN

GET HAT

[seaweedbrain]

Solvunn ... that's one of the other places where people like us live in, right?

I hear it's pretty hard to get to. :(

I'm over in a place called Thorne.

[nomnoms]

T H O R N E ?

OK

MAIL HAT

[areou]

( is this what percy feels like in the ocean, talking to fish? whatever. she likes this shark. )

ME CLARISSE



FIGHT OR FRIEND?

[nomnoms]

WHAT A
?

NO FIGHT FRIEND
NO EAT FRIEND

[areou]

"UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA"
COLLEGE

FRIENDS GOOD :)

[nomnoms]

GO SC HOOL?
SO SMART!
READ BOOKS?
ME LOV E BOOKS!

[areou]

( she shouldn't be emotional about a shark calling her smart ... and yet. there might be a little mist in her eyes. funny how these things happen when everyone is always calling you all brawn and no brains. she will now die for you, nanaue. )

FAVORITE BOOK?
I'LL READ

1/2

[nomnoms]

[divinityfrompain]

He is seriously a shark! The absolute best shark you'll ever meet.

[seaweedbrain]

Can I just say how cool it is that there are sharks just doing their thing here?

Kind of reminds me of home.

[divinityfrompain]

Technically he's a humanoid-shark combo, I don't actually know exactly what but that's because he is uniquely him. But you'll see when you meet him some day. He does a lot of art with the kids here, they love him.

[seaweedbrain]

That's so weirdly wholesome. And that's in Solvunn?

Either way, I'm totally looking forward to meeting him.

[satanicpanics]

he's also one half of semi-famous rock band goat destroyer

[ They're not famous at all. But don't tell Nanaue. ]

[seaweedbrain]

A visual artist, rockstar shark-guy?

Even most people only get to pick one thing!

Okay now I know you guys are punking me.

[areou]

Y'all got a demo tape or what

( she would like to hear the sweet shark & nerd tunes )

[divinityfrompain]

Yep, in Solvunn! If/when Nocwich opens up he'll be there, probably with hats. If you know anything about cats, talk to him about cats, he's very into them.

[seaweedbrain]

Gotcha.

Adding cats to conversation topics, after hat-sharing, music-making, and drawing.