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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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[personal profile] seaweedbrain 2024-04-12 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
A visual artist, rockstar shark-guy?

Even most people only get to pick one thing!

Okay now I know
you guys are punking me.
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[personal profile] satanicpanics 2024-04-12 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
the guy drew you a picture and offered you a hat and you're doubting how cultured he is??
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the way my html got effed up in my last tag sob sorry

[personal profile] seaweedbrain 2024-04-12 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, fair point, you got me there.
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omg no worries i didnt even notice tbh

[personal profile] satanicpanics 2024-04-13 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
he's a drumming prodigy
he could probably give keith moon a run for his money


[ Honestly Nanaue can't really even keep a beat very well but they have a fun thing going on over in Solvunn and we are not going to critique the shark man. ]
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[personal profile] seaweedbrain 2024-04-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ He could probably sound like a disgruntled cat wearing bells, falling down a set of stairs, and Percy would still be impressed. ]

If you ever throw a concert in the Horizon, and once I figure out how that thing works, send me an invite.

I'd love to hear it.
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[personal profile] satanicpanics 2024-04-15 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ EXACTLY. That's how everyone should respond to Nanaue. ]

done and done
be on the lookout for that in the future