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clarisse "fuck you" la rue ([personal profile] areou) wrote in [community profile] abraxasnet2024-04-08 09:50 pm

to: all, with apologies to nico di angelo

( the message is deliberately written in ancient greek. for most summoned, the network will auto-translate, but she's hoping there might be others who recognize the original text. )

WILL SOLACE COME RETRIEVE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOTH I'M NOT HIS BABYSITTER

( helpfully, she adds an illustration that no one asked for: )



( then, because nico seriously needs more friends and it's her duty as former head counselor of the ares cabin to embarrass any and all younger campers: )

  BTW THIS IS NICO
HE LOVES LONG WALKS THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD AND BROODING IN GRAVEYARDS
HE'S SPOKEN FOR BUT I'M SURE HE'LL BE THE AFTERLIFE OF YOUR NEXT PARTY

CHALLENGE HIM TO A GAME OF MYTHOMAGIC TODAY!!!

ALSO IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS SEEN THESE DEMIGODS CONTACT ME ASAP
LOOKS LIKE ZEUS IS SUPER FUCKING PISSED AGAIN AND WE NEED A GAMEPLAN


( more shitty doodles follow, this time vaguely resembling percy and annabeth, although this time she labels them: )



— CLARISSE LA RUE, DRAKON-SLAYER, DAUGHTER OF ARES

( she figures she may as well cover all her bases here since all of this feels like a ren faire on steroids anyway.

ooc | threadjacking is more than welcome and, frankly, encouraged. let's all go hog boar wild. 🫡
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Legal guardian?! My father wouldn’t agree to that.
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[personal profile] divasmio 2024-04-09 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Until he shows up and personally tells me to knock it off, I'm taking responsibility for the Greek Demigods here.

Or until Chiron shows up, whichever comes first.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nico can’t see a way out of that one. ]

There’s no haikus, right?
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[personal profile] divasmio 2024-04-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, maybe not.

Haikus can strike anytime.

Like an assassin.
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[personal profile] demigoth 2024-04-09 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I don’t think assassins mean what you think it means.
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[personal profile] divasmio 2024-04-09 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ninja" didn't match the meter.